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REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au

Guys how mad would you be if I released paragraphs of my story at a time because I have such a specific direction I want this to go in my head but I'm not a writer but I don't want it to be a one shot 👉👈

If I have to deal with Blue🍓 and Simon📖 complain about writer’s block when they want to be productive and write one more time- /pos

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good morning. claim the energy

good morning. claim the energy

Alright here's my fledgling ideas for this AU under the cut (spoiler warning for both EEAAO and Disco Elysium):

So imagine - in Alpha Universe Harry is a leading scientist of a large Entroponetic research group sponsored by Moralintern, who accidently discovers multiverse-hopping. Deciding that it might be their solution to find the origins of the Pale and how to stop it, they develop the jump technology and push it further.

Alpha Kim tell us about it and he didn't work directly under Harry, but apparently Alpha Harry himself had a great talent in jumping and was under the big pressure at the time (maybe in Alpha Universe the Pale is more active and they had less time), so he keeps pushing himself, finally finds the truth about the Pale and yeah splits himself through the multiverse and becomes Jobu Tupaki aka the Firewalker.

The Pale here has basically the same meaning as the Bagel. Firewalker is hopping through his versions in multiverse and accelerating the process of worlds absorption by the Pale. But there's a catch - he can't simply take control over Harry's versions, who went through retrograte amnesia (the Skills give them mental shield or something), so Firewalker has to convince them to let their worlds be devoured by the Pale faster (it's inevitable anyway).

Enter Alpha Kim with his small science team, who believes that the only chance to stop the Firewalker and the complete destruction of the multiverse is to find the right version of Harry who’s capable to fight it (fighting will be inside the poor Harry's head in this case). There's also the Alpha Harry's ex-team led by Jean, who worked directly with him and believes the only salvation is to destroy Harry in every universe, and of course there's Firewalker's Mother of Silence cult - interactions with them will be very real.

So there's our poor post-Martinaise cop Harry on the way to the hearing where he'll be totally trashed for loosing his gun, badge and motor carriage, with Kim as a witness/moral support, when BAM! "Do exactly as said in this note"~ ________________________________________________ HARRY: So there's actually a universe where I became a Pale worker? Α:KIM: Yes Harrier, there's also a universe where you became the next crowned Innocense. Now concentrate - put your finger in the ass and think about being a fighter. AUTHORITY: I TOLD YOU!! I F*CKING TOLD YOU!!!

KIM: It all started in my universe - we call it Alpha Universe. So you can call me Alpha Kim. ELECTROCHEMISTRY: OHMYF**KINGGODDD ______________________________________________

I finally watched Everything Everywhere All at Once this weekend and sure I heard it was good but didn’t expect it to be THIS MIND-BLOWINGLY GOOD!! like holyshiiiii….. so yeah when two hyperfixations collide the new universe is born~ yay! They’d definitely kiss in this one~

A normal day in hell. The sinners are going on with their daily lives. Suddenly, through every radio in the city, they hear Alastor, the radio demon himself yelling

’WHY NONE OF YOU ARE ATTRACTIVE?!’

Alastor not realizing he's an "ace in the hole"

Alastor: Man, what's the deal?

Alastor: Why is no one attractive?!

Alastor: The Pride Ring is BIG. There are like, 3,500 people here.

Alastor: Surely, I am not the outlier in this formula.

Alastor: [on the radio] Why are none of you attractive?!

me reading: ugh, another flashback chapter. i mean its not like i dislike this all that much but id really prefer to get back into the current events i was really into the thing that was happening in the story me writing: ooohhohhoh ehehehee. yesss this willb e a great palce for another flashback. oohhohoho this character remembers when they were a child annd their mother sang this little song for them hihhhihhi. its the only time they can ever remember having been held. also, Now I Can Do Worldbuilding.