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WHAT THE WHAT (nsfw tag jumpscare)

also oh my god i dont even want to know what happened

wing

random thing i noticed

philzas wings cant take a break man ??

so far in qsmp ive seen several mentions of his wings being screwed up.

Apparently pre-purgatory he hurt his wings. Then apparently he healed them during purgatory. And then at the end of purgatory he hurt them or something (he was using his wings to carry like the peeps over to the boat to escape and they.. broke??? or well durability on the elytra went poof. i dont know what you'd call a flightless bird, like how you'd refer to their wings.? i guess just broken?)

so thats two

Then spoilers for bIRTHDAY STREAM (ive paused so far so if it happens again oops) which was today/yesterday? im writing this while its still his birthday but yknow

ender king or whatever his name is was like 'ill take one thing from you' and then his wings are like purple-y.

bruuh sob

and thats probably not a big number. but you know the 'if i had a quarter for every time [something] happened, i'd have two quarters, which isn't a lot but its weird it happened twice'

and then go to dsmp where he hurt his wings during the. explosion. with l'manberg. y'know, i dont need to elaborate. probably.

poor wings.

The other day I received a postcard with return postage from a certain magazine asking, ‘What was the most interesting crime story covered in the newspapers this year?’ In reply, I wrote, ‘I have never taken that kind of interest in actual events. The only thing I see when I look at tragic events is human suffering.’

Edogawa Ranpo, “The Phantom Lord” essay (1936) from The Edogawa Ranpo Reader

Fixing it before it broke / TWST Fic (Fic Rec)

After things takes a turn for the worse during the overblot fight Kalim finds himself suddenly back to his first year right when the first term exams results drop. This is for him the unique opportunity to stop Jamil from overblotting and give him the freedom he wished for. Even if it means Kalim had to end their friendship. It’s not like Jamil would be hurt by it, it had been one sided all along, right? Jamil was secretly freaking out, how did Kalim figure out he lowered his grades on purpose? Since when did that dense idiot pick up on those things? And he didn’t want to be friends anymore?! What was going on here?!

basically kalim time travels

but its a lot more complicated then that and holy shit

also uh. major spoilers i think? i think there was a spoiler from book 7 (mentioned in notes) but i havent gotten to book 7 yet (im assuming its on jp server only so far..? i honestly dont know and dont want to fact check yet)

so i honestly dont know whats canon and whats not. taking it all with a grain of salt but also oop

(There's a lot more characters then just Kalim that play a part and stuff like that but im gonna leave it to you to discover lol)

GODDAMN

some tma hades au stuff hello

lmfao

so um. spoilers for camp vargas? or something? idk the context

(ive been reading the event story dialogue. so far ive done both fairy galas, the star one, the ghost bride, both beanfests, and like the first tsumderland.?)

so like look at floyd's groovified outdoor wear

what is this LMfao ???

it feels so shitpost-y or meme-able.

like

'what did you just say'

'when you aren't listening to what's going on cause you're so hungry'

like idk it feels so weird and weirdly funny

anyway off topic i never realized grim's tail thing ends in that shape. huh.