Ante, 9

Ante, 9

You call my takes questionable, but you are one of the biggest degenerates (pos) I know irl.

Everyone, meet mom. She'll shower you with alcohol and dotes on you like a sweet heart and every experience she joins in will immediately become 10 times worse but in the most fun way.

I'll start with the sappy shit for her and her only: when I first moved I was very unsure of whether I was gonna have any friends at all. But then I met her and from the first 10-20 minutes of us talking, I immediately knew that it was gonna be okay, and that I was worried for nothing. And that has proven to be true. Her house is the one Cass, Lilibet and I all meet up at, and the one I laugh the hardest at. And that is a thing to treasure.

Also she's like "uwu Noel says he'd kill for me and that is so sweet" BITCH!! THERE'S A REASON FOR THAT!!

Anyway if Cass is extremely fun to see get passionate, Rei is 10 times that. She is also extremely passionate and extremely stressed, but she has so many thought and she WILL express all of them, and that is always fun. It is never not fun.

Back to the thing I said about experiences with her automatically becoming worse: I don't know if we're like a chemical reaction waiting to happen, but if she's either a) on her own or b) with me, whatever is happening will become a wattpad story draft, like I shit you know. So many story times of us together are comedy slice of life worthy. We almost missed our flight cuz she shoved her... personal possessions in my bag to be allowed through TSA. We stayed up until 4 am watching yaoi. We watched creepy pasta AMVs together. We made it a family tradition to watch bad soap operas together. There is never a quiet moment.

Anyway, bullying her is extremely fun. But only when I do it. If I catch any of you bitches bullying her, it is on sight.

Also her biggest red flag is that she likes Neon Genesis Evangelion and trap music. Pick a struggle.

maybe this is problematic but idk i think reclaiming slurs for urself is fine and good but i think when u start using them for other people without asking. especially strangers. that's not okay actually. like it's totally fine to use them for urself but i think keeping in mind that they are slurs. is important. like maybe we shouldnt be just throwing them around

poor old granny scorpion-shoes. no one ever saw her death coming

YIPPEEE

once you start saying “yippee!” you will never stop

420

This little shit is older than me, but we have established that he is me and @rayleighscumdump 's (divorce at first sight) son, because he's short asf. They mistake him for a 15yo at airports. We're college buddies, same major, same mental illness. Now let's dig in

His mind is occupied by gender discourse takes that he shares over burgers that count as cheddar overdoses (he is miraculously still alive), concert mania and whatever hyperfixation he has going on. The dude is a punk culture pioneer so he has sick taste in clothes and music, questionable ship taste though. I can relate to him a lot over the terminally online shared experiences of 2017 Wattpad.

He's a very sweet soul, very kind, very loving when he's drunk to the point of threatening my bf (<3<3). He says that his neurodivergency doesn't always allow him to understand emotions very well, which is true, but he has always been very supportive and empathetic with me. He only gets a little uncomfortable but manages well when the other person is having a nervous breakdown (the airport episode/the gay club episode/the Patisia episode). He will listen to you, and offer to kill the bastard who hurt you. He is a short king who can take an entire mosh pit up his ass AND in a fight SIMULTANEOUSLY. So there you have it, he's a ray of sunshine.

For more information, see the fanwiki descriptions for Edward Elric and Jesper Fahey. They're carbon copies.

I Love My Autistic Son.

STO KREVATI MOU TH THELW GYMNIIIIIII OOU NANANA

I refuse to dignify this with an actual answer exw na krathsw kapoia prosxhmata sto tumbrl.