Im So Glad Earth Only Has One Moon, If There Were More Id Have To Pick A Favorite And That Sounds Too

i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

LGBTQ+ Headcanons (LMK)

Please remember that these are only headcanons, if you disagree with me then that's all chill.

MK: Trans, also bisexual. I'll admit, I don't normally headcanon characters as trans unless the narrative is trans coded, but there's a rather particular line that caused this headcanon. When the spider queen's minions would call him 'Monkey boy' he'd shot back that he's a "monkey man" which seemed odd to me as he doesn't seem to be the type to be insecure about his masculinity and with him declaring himself as the "monkey kid" he certainly isn't insecure about being seen as a kid. The only thing that made sense for why he'd do that was that he just likes to randomly declare himself as a man, which just seems like a very trans thing to do.

Pigsy: Bi, no known preference.

Tang: Gay.

Sandy: AroAce spec. He can feel both romantic and sexual attraction, but he needs to get to know them properly first.

Mei: Bi, with a preference towards men.

Monkey King: Pan.

Macaque: Pan.

Red Son: Bi, with a preference towards men.

DBK: Straight.

Princess Iron Fan: Straight.

Spider Queen: Bi, no known preference.

Syntax: Gay asexual.

Huntsman: He's honestly just into someone being able to kill him if needed, lol.

Ne Zha: AroAce.

Lady Bone Demon: AroAce.

The "mayor": I don't know what the fuck he his but he ain't straight.

Azure: Pan.

Peng: No clue, but he ain't straight.

Yellow tusk: Gay.

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reblog if you believe fanfics are as valid as books that were published and sold by authors who write as their main careers. I'm trying to prove a point

You know, with everything new we've gotten out of the Book of Bill, there's one thing in particular that my mind keep coming back to. Sure theres Bill's past, his relationship with Ford, seeing him on the verge of a breakdown due to going to a mental hospital, but that's not what I'm talking about here. It's this:

For those using text to speach, it's the part of the book where Bill talking about dreams. This one being about Wendy. It says, "Almost every dream is about her mom. Sorry, Pine Tree!"

Now why would this be so interesting, isn't it a basic description of Wendy's dreams with a mild dig towards Dipper? Well, the thing that makes this so fascinating to me is that by the end of the series Dipper is over his feelings for Wendy. He finally understood that he wasn't an option for her, he was just to young for her (she being 15 and him being 12). They built an incredible friendship together with no possibility of things becoming romantic. There's also the fact that Dipper would never be so selfish as to get butt hurt about someone he liked dreaming about their family instead of him.

So why would Bill take a dig at Dipper? Is it that...he's incapable of understanding someone changing? That he expects everything to ultimately stay the same? For Dipper to be the same anxious hormonal pre-teen he was at the beginning of the series? That Dipper being able to do something that he never could, probably even outright refuse to do, enrages him? We may never know, but it does show how Bill is antagonistic to the show's message itself (how things won't stay the same forever).