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Edward Cullen, in my opinion, ain’t it. The canon version anyway. If you like him, good for you, tell me why bc I genuinely want to know. I have my own reasons for not liking him just as anyone might have their own reasons for disagreeing. And, this might come as a shock, that is okay. It is okay to dislike a fictional character bc tHAT IS WHAT HE IS. I do like a few things about him but the things I do not like simply outnumber those very good traits. I used to worship his character but as I grew and changed I saw things differently and changed my opinion. Like some people do.
Is Rosalie my favorite character. No, I think she has character flaws such as being unnecessarily rude, but I also think she is a bad bitch who deserves a bit of respect. (Come on, she murdered her rapist fiancé and his scumbag friends while wearing the wedding dress she was supposed to be married in! That’s awesome!) Do I think that she should be more respectful towards the wolves, yes. Should she maybe appreciate the good things in her long life, like true love and safety, absolutely.
But the sibling dynamic of hating on the annoying and over-dramatic brother is hilarious and Rosalie clowning Edward is literally one of my favorite parts about the entire franchise
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While that’s true, it’s bold to assume that being mean to Edward isn’t already a stellar personality trait all on its own.
here’s an idea: rosalie has personality traits that aren’t ‘being mean to edward’
No Nuance November-Harry Potter
Despite Harry and Hermione having better chemistry than Hermione and Ron in the the books and movies, they were better as friends
Hermione wasn’t actually worshipped in the movies, they just cut out a lot of scenes where she was made fun of by her classmates
The most underrated friendship in Harry Potter: Hermione and Neville
J.K. Rowling should’ve made Fremione canon like she’d planned to, Ronmione is still a good ship, but shipping guy/girl best friends is overrated
Dramione isn’t enemies-to-lovers despite what most might think, while he was mean to her and prejudiced against her, his actual enemy was Harry, Draco wouldn’t have ever noticed her beyond surface-level recognition if it wasn’t for Harry and Ron
Any ship with Draco is at least a little toxic
Snape didn’t deserve a redemption arc, he should’ve been the traitorous villain everyone thought he was, and made the last minute decision to protect Harry because ~’my god I’m helping a psychopath murder a child’~
Lupin and Tonks shouldn’t have been killed off, at least not both of them, for one; they are restarting a cycle of murdered parents orphaning their child during a war, and two; making Harry the godfather put an immense amount of pressure on a seventeen-year-old boy who’s already dealing with the aftermath of a war
Not a single Weasley should’ve died, #justiseforfred
The movies both pressured the audience to ship Ronmione and made it hard to, the movie did their first kiss dirty, as it did with Hinny
Speaking of Hinny, they should’ve been developed way earlier than they had, it was too sudden and awkward for Harry to just realize his feelings once she gets a boyfriend
You can complain about how the cast didn’t fit the book description all you want, not a single one of you can actually imagine anyone else for any of the roles, except for maybe the Marauders
Angelina doesn’t deserve the hate she gets at all
Dumbledore’s a dick
Sirius should’ve gotten to live with Harry like the family he’d always wanted but never gotten
Harry is a moron for naming his son and daughter after Severus and Luna, I get it, Luna was his friend, but so was Hermione and Ginny didn’t get any say in it, it so appears when it was her family that was most involved in his life (I’d forgotten that Ginny was friends with Luna and I apologize for that one, but the Severus one still stands)
Did Neville and Hannah Abbott actually have any canon interaction, in the books or movies?
Voldemort was a dramatic whore
Narcissa should’ve gotten more praise for being a caring mother and helping save Harry, even if for more selfish reasons
Sirius was a bit of an idiot, who the hell can’t send a letter or message or something explaining what’s going on but can send you expensive gifts?!
Why’d the Marauders look like they were in their forties, they were like 32, tf
✨Fremione and Nuna✨
Chadwick Boseman was a phenomenal man, actor, husband to his wife, and friend and mentor to all that met him. He lives on in the hearts of his loved ones and the billions of people he inspired in his too short lifetime. My heart and best wishes go to his family who are grieving in this tragic time. He was a legend and a king, both on-screen and off.
Wakanda Forever!
If the Cullens adopted a Human!Gen Z Girl
Carlisle *patting her on the head*: Good job on your test, sweetie!
Gen Z *freaking out*: What? What was that? Why did you pet me?
Carlisle, confused: I’m proud of you, that was affection...
Gen Z, even more confused: That was what?! You’re what?!!!
Esme, from upstairs: *strangled sobs*
I thought this was an actual quote for a second




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