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I’m not like other girls. Most girls use tumblr to compare themselves to other girls, but I- oh crap! I’m doing it too! Help!
'rise and shine, babygirl'
First of all, I'm not a fucking baby, if I was, life would've been wayy better.
Second, I'm not a fucking star to shine.
Third, I apparently haven't heard of the fact that I have the ability to fly, so let me tell you, I can't rise.
My life can be made into a series where everyone watching will get extreme second hand embarrassment
'the test wasn't that hard'
- a person who cheated off me
I SWEAR MY LIFE FLASHED UPON MY EYES WHEN MY DRAFT SHOWED ONLY 952 WORDS AND I REALISED IT WAS AN OLD COPY OF THE STORY I'M WRITING
How is there a freaking fanfic on Duolingo? It's a damn owl! There was one with duo and peppa.
Is it only me who feels like introverts scream louder on the interet?
Man this is me-
Me reading a 40,000+ word fic on ao3
Vs me reading a 618 word article for school
i cringed at those videos so i had to make edits to redeem myself <3
Just wanting the Legion as a pop group
i got an ask from the khalilhani blog
good thing i got suspicious and decided to check. they seem to have copied it from here
reblogging so more people don't fall for this shit
edit: i linked the campaign this user copied it from because I didn't notice op had already done that. don't donate to these scammers and report them
Currently known accounts of another scammer pretending to have a family in Palestine or claiming they are in Palestine. Please report these accounts and don’t give them money. They are not people needing legitimate help their scammers trying to take advantage of the situation. Their images and story have been stolen off a real fundraiser and are confirmed not to be affiliated with the creator of it. I’ll also add additional accounts that are scamming in a similar fashion.
As of 2/13/2024, these accounts are all gone
joyfulfacegalaxydilta | gazapalestinedrianjaphah | abudallah | rescueplease | muhammed-solaiman | chack-teol
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As of 2/13/2024 here are recent accounts
khalilhani | weepingpersondestiny | nour-samr
This is the link both accounts used and may use again in future posts. Below is the real fundraisers they used.
Here is the real fundraiser that cutieciphera/cutecipheriehahala/gazapalestinedrianjaphah/androgynousfacemakermaria/weepingpersondestiny is using.
Here is the real fundraiser that greatpuppytyphoon/chack-teol/abudallah/joyfulfacegalaxydilta/khalilhani/nour-samr is using.
Info for rescueplease
My house of (metaphorical Linux) cards trembles as I place my 5 monitor setup onto it.
Yet it holds.
I remain happily cis.
Corelation remains separate from causation.
The statistics people live another day.
And I lose another follower for only ever posting about being cis.
yay
A letter of a lovesick fool
A touch,a smile
A sweet little hi.
A kiss, a poke
That's all I need from you.
It's hopeless it weird,
My existence before you
Was so, so bleak
Now I exist, just to
Hold your hand
Im hopelessly affected
I'm a wounded soldiers
Attacked by your love
Pinned down by your smile
Unable to make sense
Becoz you have caused such
A fog in my head.
No person should have
Such power, this is bad
Here i'm ready to lay down
Myself and my life for you.
What have you created
Out of me!
Ship discourse is so insane. As long as they aren’t related and are around the same age (and consenting) who cares? Imagine being that upset over fictional people. Please go outside and interact with other people.
The rise of shipping discourse on tiktok is crazy... Like why are the satosugu shipper fighting with the gojohime shipper? Just coexist and respect each other? "B-b-but utahime hates gojo!" there's this thing called enemies to lovers...
Things that could've happened if Lancer was in on the secret
Short conversations between Ghost King!Danny and in the know!Lancer
Mr Lancer had found out a while ago that Danny Fenton is Danny Phantom when he saw him transform, not that Danny really cared, it was his senior year and he was already so over the whole secret identity thing.
He was tired, overworked, and a king.
He could care less about his identity.
But having his teacher know about his… extracurricular activities had already proved to be much more lucrative than he first thought.
“A ghost ate my homework,” Danny said, completely serious as he looked at Mr Lancer.
“Which one?” the teacher asked, the poor guy, he had probably been teaching for eons now, and yet Danny didn’t doubt that he got the slot of ‘worst student I’ve ever had to teach’.
He’d be lying if he said it didn’t make him just a tiny bit proud.
“A blob ghost, it accidentally swallowed my work, if you still want to see it, here you go.” Danny placed the ectoplasm-covered paper in front of his teacher, wincing at the loud squelch it made as it hit the table, but otherwise not saying much.
Mr Lancer just sighed before waving him off, accepting that this was how it was going to be.
“I accidentally froze my school work while fighting yesterday's ghost,” Danny said, handing in his homework, frozen completely solid.
“Thank you for saving the city,” was all Mr Lancer said, accepting the homework and putting it in the microwave.
“So let me get this straight, you can’t make it to school tomorrow, because you have to go to court?” Mr Lancer asked, ignoring the incredulous looks his fellow teachers shot him as he pressed the phone closer to his ear.
“I know this is super inconvenient, but it’s really important,”
“At least tell me you’ve done nothing wrong,” he said with a sigh, pinching the bridge of his nose.
“Not this time!” he could hear the grin on Danny’s face, “But I’m kinda like a judge in the ghost realm, so,”
Great.
One of his students was a judge.
In the ghost world.
Just great.
“No,” Mr Lancer said.
“Oh come on!” Danny whined.
“No,” he reiterated.
“They’ll be no trouble, I swear,” Danny promised.
“I won’t let Johnny 13 and Kitty sit in on one of my classes,”
“But they’re super nice! And Kitty really loves this literature stuff, don’t you want a student who actually listens?”
“...fine, but just this once!”
“Mr Lancer, I just got a call saying that two kingdoms are about to fight, may I take care of that?” Danny asked, grinning as he ignored his classmates staring at him.
“Not if it’s the Dragon kingdom,” Mr Lancer said, not fazed at all as he continued to read.
“It’s the Far Frozen and the medieval one,”
“Still no,”
Danny sighed, sulking as he slid down in his seat, pointedly ignoring Mr Lancer for the rest of the lesson.
“We need to borrow Fenton,” Skulker said, already grabbing Danny by the arm.
“Can it wait till the break?” Mr Lancer wasn’t even worried as the rest of the students stared wide-eyed.
“I’m afraid not, kingly duties and all,”
“Fine, but bring him back before the end of the school day,”
“No promises,”
“You can’t just… not go to school for a week due to ghost stuff,”
“Day of the dead is a whole thing Mr Lancer! We need at least a week to prepare for it,” Danny argued.
“Can’t they do it without your help?”
“I’m kinda the king, it’s pretty important for me to be there, I have final say and all,”
“...fine, but I expect a written essay about it, four pages, at least,”
“You’re the best!”
“Danny, please take off your crown, you’re distracting your classmates,”
“Sorry,”
“You’re late,”
“I’m dead,”
“Why didn’t you do your homework?”
“I died,”
“You-”
“Dead!”
“You can’t just use the fact that you’re dead as an excuse for everything,”
“Wow, insensitive much, I literally died dude,”
Lancer: Danny, you can't just get your ghost people to write your essays, I know that some of them lived it, but you should still be the one to write it
Danny: what makes you think I didn't write it?
Lancer, holds up a screaming papyrus with glowing ghost text on it:
Danny: yeah okay, that’s fair
Things that could've happened if Lancer was in on the secret
Short conversations between Ghost King!Danny and in the know!Lancer
Mr Lancer had found out a while ago that Danny Fenton is Danny Phantom when he saw him transform, not that Danny really cared, it was his senior year and he was already so over the whole secret identity thing.
He was tired, overworked, and a king.
He could care less about his identity.
But having his teacher know about his… extracurricular activities had already proved to be much more lucrative than he first thought.
“A ghost ate my homework,” Danny said, completely serious as he looked at Mr Lancer.
“Which one?” the teacher asked, the poor guy, he had probably been teaching for eons now, and yet Danny didn’t doubt that he got the slot of ‘worst student I’ve ever had to teach’.
He’d be lying if he said it didn’t make him just a tiny bit proud.
“A blob ghost, it accidentally swallowed my work, if you still want to see it, here you go.” Danny placed the ectoplasm-covered paper in front of his teacher, wincing at the loud squelch it made as it hit the table, but otherwise not saying much.
Mr Lancer just sighed before waving him off, accepting that this was how it was going to be.
“I accidentally froze my school work while fighting yesterday's ghost,” Danny said, handing in his homework, frozen completely solid.
“Thank you for saving the city,” was all Mr Lancer said, accepting the homework and putting it in the microwave.
“So let me get this straight, you can’t make it to school tomorrow, because you have to go to court?” Mr Lancer asked, ignoring the incredulous looks his fellow teachers shot him as he pressed the phone closer to his ear.
“I know this is super inconvenient, but it’s really important,”
“At least tell me you’ve done nothing wrong,” he said with a sigh, pinching the bridge of his nose.
“Not this time!” he could hear the grin on Danny’s face, “But I’m kinda like a judge in the ghost realm, so,”
Great.
One of his students was a judge.
In the ghost world.
Just great.
“No,” Mr Lancer said.
“Oh come on!” Danny whined.
“No,” he reiterated.
“They’ll be no trouble, I swear,” Danny promised.
“I won’t let Johnny 13 and Kitty sit in on one of my classes,”
“But they’re super nice! And Kitty really loves this literature stuff, don’t you want a student who actually listens?”
“...fine, but just this once!”
“Mr Lancer, I just got a call saying that two kingdoms are about to fight, may I take care of that?” Danny asked, grinning as he ignored his classmates staring at him.
“Not if it’s the Dragon kingdom,” Mr Lancer said, not fazed at all as he continued to read.
“It’s the Far Frozen and the medieval one,”
“Still no,”
Danny sighed, sulking as he slid down in his seat, pointedly ignoring Mr Lancer for the rest of the lesson.
“We need to borrow Fenton,” Skulker said, already grabbing Danny by the arm.
“Can it wait till the break?” Mr Lancer wasn’t even worried as the rest of the students stared wide-eyed.
“I’m afraid not, kingly duties and all,”
“Fine, but bring him back before the end of the school day,”
“No promises,”
“You can’t just… not go to school for a week due to ghost stuff,”
“Day of the dead is a whole thing Mr Lancer! We need at least a week to prepare for it,” Danny argued.
“Can’t they do it without your help?”
“I’m kinda the king, it’s pretty important for me to be there, I have final say and all,”
“...fine, but I expect a written essay about it, four pages, at least,”
“You’re the best!”
“Danny, please take off your crown, you’re distracting your classmates,”
“Sorry,”
“You’re late,”
“I’m dead,”
“Why didn’t you do your homework?”
“I died,”
“You-”
“Dead!”
“You can’t just use the fact that you’re dead as an excuse for everything,”
“Wow, insensitive much, I literally died dude,”
Well I ended paying the money so I better get some Smiles out of this Session
What do I have to to get the deluxe version of Smile Sessions.. preferably without saying goodbye to a whole paycheck-
How do family trees work
This is dumb, this is stupid and I'm tired bye~
Just screaming randomly because you don’t know what to do what the energy slowly building inside you to the point if you don’t do something you will create a baby supernova.
Specifically a supernova because pretty!
LOOK AT IT!
Bet.
Edward Cullen, in my opinion, ain’t it. The canon version anyway. If you like him, good for you, tell me why bc I genuinely want to know. I have my own reasons for not liking him just as anyone might have their own reasons for disagreeing. And, this might come as a shock, that is okay. It is okay to dislike a fictional character bc tHAT IS WHAT HE IS. I do like a few things about him but the things I do not like simply outnumber those very good traits. I used to worship his character but as I grew and changed I saw things differently and changed my opinion. Like some people do.
Is Rosalie my favorite character. No, I think she has character flaws such as being unnecessarily rude, but I also think she is a bad bitch who deserves a bit of respect. (Come on, she murdered her rapist fiancé and his scumbag friends while wearing the wedding dress she was supposed to be married in! That’s awesome!) Do I think that she should be more respectful towards the wolves, yes. Should she maybe appreciate the good things in her long life, like true love and safety, absolutely.
But the sibling dynamic of hating on the annoying and over-dramatic brother is hilarious and Rosalie clowning Edward is literally one of my favorite parts about the entire franchise