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So, Like, Ive Thought About This Before. I Didnt Think It Was An Actual Thing Bc Of How It Is, So I Was
so, like, i’ve thought about this before. i didn’t think it was an actual thing bc of how it is, so i was content with my silly little fantasies. thank you for bringing it to life.
That Pivotal Moment
Bumble is a ridiculous word. Marinette did not bumble. Bungle? Okay, yes fine, she bungled things up a lot. Stumble? Of course. Stutter? Obviously. Flounder? All the time. But she did not bumble. And yet, that was the only word she could think of to describe her current behavior; unable to focus, forgetting what she meant to gather from the cabinets or desk, running into the corner of her desk… repeatedly. Her hips were going to be black and blue by the end of the afternoon.
She was bumbling about her office. Had been all day. But no matter how hard she tried to force her mind to focus on color samples or color schemes or sketching or even, God forbid, invoices and taxes, she couldn’t.
She shook her head yet again and willed herself to focus on the color swatches in front of her. She needed to pick fabric for her latest commission. She didn’t have time to bumble. She flipped through the swatches more aggressively than necessary until she landed on a beautiful shade of blush. Her fingers stilled instantly as images started flashing through her mind; lips on hers, soft touches, gentle caresses, feeling like she was floating and spinning at the same time.
The smile that had found its way to her lips at the memories, slowly fell as the heart stuttering memories turned to heart shattering memories and heart cataclysming potential futures. The possibility of losing a boyfriend she could survive. She had before, she would again. Some might have left her heart bruised, some left it battered, but she survived. But losing one of her best friends, someone she loved so deeply he seemed to be etched into her being… that she wouldn’t survive.
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More Posts from First-edition-dumpster-fire
hello!
i actually have to delete this account because of an email error, but i will be making a new one called
second-edition-dumpster-fire
i’ll be copy pasting all of my drafts, including the first chapter of my DwaynexOC fic if you’re truly interested
but i’m really interested in writing this fic and writing for requests so if you wouldn’t mind spreading the word and following my new account, I’d really appreciate it
Dwayne x Latina!Witch!OC
outline, please read if you’re interested in this and LET NE KNOW. Don’t just like, feel free to message me bc i’m going through a bit of a writer’s block so some encouragement and demand would help me along. Plus, the lack of fanfics in this fandom is criminal.

In a universe where Max took his time romancing Lucy (seriously, why did the entire plot of the movie occur over the course of a few days? like, i get the whole “horror movie needs to be fast-paced” aspect, but time skips are real and it would’ve built more suspense. also the reveal would’ve been better) over the course of a few months, gaining the trust and tolerance of Michael and Sam, as well as acclimating his Lost Boys to the whole “nuclear family” thing. That way, they all become friends. Except Sam is super suspicious due to the Frog brothers, and so is Grandpa and Nanook. It’ll start out the same way though, except the OC will be joining, too.
Sorry, sorry, *ahem* The Plot:
Jessamine Agustin is a floaty witch who likes to keep her presence in the corporeal world to a minimum. However, due to some personal tragedies and unexpected news, she decided the best and safest option would be to build roots and hone in her abilities more seriously. Where better than the murder capital of the world; Santa Carla? Teeming with the spirit life she so adores, Jessamine can safely practice her arts without scrutiny since most of the speculation revolves around the mysterious and ever growing Missing Persons population.
Jessamine is hired by Grandpa as a caretaker and assistant the same day as the Emersons move to town. Though initially cautious and disproving since she was supposed to take care of her father, Lucy is soon convinced of the new arrangement when it becomes easier for her to find a better job.
Grandpa gives Jessamine a lot of leeway as a employee and she often finds herself hanging out with Michael and Sam on the boardwalk. This is where the meets the dark and mysterious quartet, an odd energy surrounding them. Curiosity turns to friendship, which becomes affection towards the tall, dark and handsome biker, Dwayne.
A lot of problems arise as both a result of her presence, and that of Dwayne’s increasing affections, and the whole gang - made up of humans, witches, vampires and vampire hunters - have to find a way to get along to survive long enough to find solutions.
good for her

after jealousy
Xavier Thorpe x Reader
Part 0 // Part 1 // Part 2 // Part 3 // Finale // Epilouge
“So we were friends?” She asked, looking at him curiously while occasionally looking down at the photo book.
“Yes, but I was a really shit friend.” He says and she looks at him, “It sure sounds like it,” she says turning through the book. Smiling softly at each picture her eyes scanned across. Xavier hoping that at least one of them would trigger her memories to return.
It wasn’t until she landed on one, A single tear rolled down her cheek, as she looked down at the picture of their first kiss. How could I forget? That moment was the most magical and special moment of her entire life.
She remembered how her heart skipped a beat the moment his lips where on hers. The kiss that lead to nothing but heartbreak.
“I-I loved you,” She sniffled, as the memories flooded back tears brimming her eyes.
“I-I thought you liked me after the kiss,” She whimpered, her grip tightening on the photo book.
“Why’d you even kiss me, if you didn’t even like me.” She asked, turning to look at him.
He didn’t know why. It happened two years ago. He could see the heartbreak in her eyes, as she looked at him waiting for answer.
“I-I don’t know.” Was all he could say and she shook her head, closing the book and handing it back to him.
“Leave,” He looked up at her in shock, “What?” She turned towards him.
“Leave, I don’t care if I’m being unreasonable. But right now, I can’t even look at you. For years, I’ve been there for you and all you do is push me away.” She whimpered gripping the hospital blanket.
“You were my light, you saved me in the darkest moment of my life. and then you toss me aside like I was nothing.” She sniffled her knuckles turning white.
“I can’t take it anymore!” She cried tears rolling down her cheek, Xavier looked at her tears in his eyes.
“Y/n give me a second chance.” He pleads placing his hand over hers, and she pulled it away.
“No, maybe one day I can forgive you. But I can’t take it anymore. I’m not going to be used.” She said, trying her best to wipe away the tears.
“I no longer have feelings for you,” She said, and now the heartbreak [Y/n] went through seemed to transfer over to Xavier.
“Maybe, we can be friends again but I no longer hold romantic feelings. My heart can only take so much.” She says and Xavier nods, sniffling.
“I’m sorry, for everything.” He says, as he stands up from the chair and walks towards the door.
“Goodbye Xavier.” She says, and he turns too look at her.
“Bye, Y/n.” He says leaving her hospital room. Once he left the hospital, he angrily threw the photo book into the trash. angry at himself for causing this, he should’ve realized it sooner.
he looked down and noticed the picture of their first kiss, lying on the snow covered ground. he picked it up, and stared at it for a moment. staring at what could’ve been.
a/n: sorry I was going to have a hint towards them ending up together but~ this suits it more too much?
I’ve been seeing a lot of The Black Phone fics and content on this app lately and I’ve also been putting off writing my own content for it
So here goes
My Kissing Headcanons for the Casper Crew + Finn

Bruce Yamada
-very gentle
-tries to copy methods that he sees on television or in movies
-likes to stroke two or three of his fingers down your face bc it feels more intimate to him
-cups your mid back area bc he needs both hands on you at all time and that place feels the most… appropriate
-absolutely adores short kisses from you bc they feel like an afterthought or instinctual; like kissing him is as essential as breathing. just give my boy lots of little pecks, he loves them
Robin Arellano
-a bit too passionate that it always seems kinda inappropriate
-doesn’t give two shits about propriety or others, he’s paying more attention to the important things
-cups your face to ensure all of your attention is on him
-kisses always escalate no matter how chaste they start off
-there’s a special place in his heart for the kisses where you bring him in by his jacket or hair, makes him feel good about himself long after they’re over
Vance Hopper
-very rarely kisses you
-can go from 0 to 100 very quickly depending on whether or not people are around
-if so, don’t expect kisses at all, he won’t bc he doesn’t like the idea of people seeing you that way
-surprisingly enough he tries very hard to be gentle, not always successful but he tries
-he’ll never admit it aloud, but his favorite kisses are the ones you initiate. he likes feeling like he’s wanted. doesn’t even matter what kind of kiss it is, as long as you start it
Billy “Paperboy” Showalter
-a slow kisser
-he’s a bit of a go-getter; he knows what he wants and if it’s okay with you, he’s gonna get it
-likes to wrap his arms around you when he kisses you, even if it’s a short kiss
-likes to do multiple kisses in one sitting
-his favorite type are the firm, serious kisses. the ones where he has trouble breathing from afterward. the ones that have you struggling to re-open your eyes for a while
Griffin Stagg
-he doesn’t tolerate PDA
-he’s a very fluttery, quick kisser
-honestly, he might just prefer the times where you kiss his cheek or jaw
-unlike Vance, who hates PDA bc of other people, Griffon doesn’t like how it makes him feel
-his favorite kisses are the ones you put all over his face, rather than just his lips. makes him feel like your marking all of his features as your favorite. it makes him feel seen too, as if every kiss is telling him that you’ve noticed him
Finn Blake
-clumsy but hot kisser
-he just gets really excited, and doesn’t figure out how he wants to kiss you before he’s already doing it
-another one who needs his hands on you, usually cupping your jaw/neck area
-he likes feeling how flutter-y his kisses make you; gives him a much-needed confidence boost
-unlike Bruce, Finn feels like short kisses don’t convey love enough. long, passionate kisses are what get him going bc it feels like your putting the time and effort to show him how much you love him. always wraps you in his arms during these kisses
Masterlist
Twilight
Twilight Reimagined - Jasper x Bella
https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/first-edition-dumpster-fire/671764970970726400?source=share
“Let Me Help You...” - Jasper x Bella
https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/first-edition-dumpster-fire/659634944000294912?source=share
Miraculous
TBC
Aged-up Losers’ Club
TBC
Aged-up Stranger Things Characters
TBC
Guess who’s back? Back again! Anddddddd posting for the second time in a day. Wow, I guess there is a first time for everything.
Anyway, on to what y’all are actually here for......
My Classic Monster Headcanons for the Casper Crew + Finn

Bruce Yamada
-he’d most definitely be a werewolf, like full-on 1985 Teen Wolf over here
-he’d try to keep it secret bc of his family, but the other Grabbed and Gwen would all know relatively quickly
-if he were to suddenly become a werewolf - whether that be bitten or activated over time - there wouldn’t be much of an adjustment period, he’d accept being a werewolf pretty quickly
-true to most canine fashion, he’s very good with people, which is why he’s so popular and well-liked
-there are dark sides to every coin tho, he can be very passive aggressive on his time of the month and his heats are no joke. It’s just better to steer clear of him until his head is on straight and he’s more sociable. Doesn’t matter if you’re friend, family, lover, or foe; Bruce is just very angry and aggressive during the full moon
Robin Arellano
-may be a shock to some, but Robin is a zombie
-he may be the toughest kid in school, but he honestly doesn’t look it at all, he looks totally unassuming to strangers
-like Bruce, he’d take to being a zombie pretty quickly and almost seamlessly, he likes how it makes it easier for him to think and the energy he gets from it
-most assume that zombies are slow and sluggish, and while he isn’t the best at math, the rest couldn’t be less true
-on the other hand, his craving for raw meat is pretty inconvenient in fights. And the only thing that he misses about being human is sleeping. For him, sleep was the only real way for him to relax and let his tough guy persona rest; he can’t do that anymore and it frustrates him. Speaking of, try not to frustrate him, if you thought he was bad before in his fights, the lack of exhaustion and need for a break makes him even more fearsome and relentless in fights
Billy “Paperboy” Showalter
-coincidentally, or not, Paperboy would be a mummy
-Paperboy does not take to being a mummy well at all, actively hates on it for a good while, and does his best to keep it a secret from everyone
-luckily, or unluckily, for him, he has all of eternity to get used to it
-he does enjoy the invulnerability, and some of the powers he gets, but he absolutely loathes the random piles of sand he finds in his room or on his person
-no one knows if it’s intentional or not - though the Grabbed and Gwen have their suspicions - but sometimes Paperboy getting what he wants goes too far. Almost as if he doesn’t care about others and their free will. In the cases where he doesn’t get his way, it is infinitely worse for other people around him. Swarms of locusts buzz and bite his classmates. sand finds its way into carpets, hair, food, and in bodies. Blood infects and dilutes the town water supply when Paperboy is angry. And no one knows for sure how it happens
Griffin Stagg
-not that much different than a ghost, Griffin is a poltergeist
-he may not have a large impact physically, but you can be damn sure the world feels it when he’s near
-he doesn’t really seem to have much of a reaction to his new circumstances, he kind of likes to just roll with the punches
-it doesn’t really matter if he tried to keep it a secret, he doesn’t have anyone to tell it to besides the Grabbed
-out of all of the Grabbed, Griffin has the most trouble controlling his abilities - even worse than Paperboy, supposedly - and he doesn’t know why. The only real ability that he has no trouble with is entering the spirit dimension. Sometimes he has dark thoughts about being there, he feels like he belongs there, alone, and always has. On his darker days, you should expect rain storms, inanimate objects moving around, random tragedies, and all around mayhem. It’s not Griffin’s fault, he honestly can’t help it. Right?
Vance Hopper
-vance would be Frankenstein, you all know it
-over-aggressive over little things, violent when provoked, and gets an unnecessarily bad rep
-he hates being Frankenstein actively, despite getting used to his situation the quickest, everyone knows and god help you if you remind him; he’ll go from 0-100 alarmingly quickly
-hates looking into mirrors, pictures, and changing his clothes, he hates any reminder of what happened to him, people already considered him a violent, monstrous freak before. Now he just looked the part
-vance’s temper is off the charts as a re-animated being. He was no where near as volatile before, but now, every simple thing sets him off. Especially fire, or his own reflection. Vance likes being left alone, likes being comfortable in his surroundings. Now, he’s not even comfortable in his own skin, mostly bc its not even his for the most part. The worst part is, he’ll suffer forever, his strength and durability will be his greatest weakness, and make him the biggest threat
Finn Blake
-last but not least, finney would be a vampire
-not exactly Nosferatu, but pretty damn terrifying when the situation calls for it, as we’ve seen
-never truly gets used to being a vampire, and a large part of him will always partially miss being human, but he does enjoy being a vampire
-finney likes that he no longer has to be afraid of bullies bc he’s strong enough to best them, and fast enough to run away if he wanted to, its actually bc of this that people find out about him relatively quickly. Cmon, everyone is gonna notice when the school’s resident punching bag/loser suddenly kicks ass
-still, as kind and demure as Finn might seem, he’s still a deadly and bloodthirsty creature of the night. It’s not his fault he gets hungry. He didn’t choose to become a vampire. Honestly, if the entire town knows of his peculiar...proclivities, you’d think they’d know better than to go out at night. Where Finn is lurking, hungry and waiting. Plus, he’s not exactly good at controlling his strength or speed, so if he accidentally broke Moose’s jaw that one time, he didn’t mean to. It was an accident, after all
Thank you for all the likes, reblogs and follows, guys! This is the most encouragement and love I’ve ever seen for any of my works and it makes me proud and happy with my abilities as a writer and a fan. Of course, I wouldn’t be in this position if not for the attention given to me by the readers of Tumblr. So ask away! Any ideas, recommendations, or suggestions are both welcomed and encouraged. Well, I’ve still got a lot more ideas, so I’d better get to writing for y’all! Bye-bye!