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“So.”

He shifted over into a different position, hoping that his blade would Intimidate the child.

“If goblins are a thing, is there a king?” She leaned backwards onto the wall. Raising her cuffed hands and pointed to the pile of sleeping goblins.

He nearly, almost chuckled at that, he struggled for a solid minute to not drop his form.

“That’s your question?” The rock beast asked, sitting on a pile of troll and human bones not far from them.

Again. The kid just simply gestured to the goblins. “Like in that movie.”

There was another changeling not far. They were ordering something else to move things about. Their sound of muffled laughing was cut short by another question.

“You’ve been captured by creatures of the night and the first thing you ask if there’s a king.” He put away his trustful sword and angrily pointed at the disgusting goblins.

“For those filthy things?”

The beast crunched on some bones before growing frustrated and spit out the remainders.

“What movie?”

The kid glanced over at the beast. Not at all bothered by the man eating creature.

“You know, labyrinth. Mama liked that movie.”

The changeling groaned and pulled out his sword again. He swung it right in front of her.

“No there is no king for those things.” She was about to cut him off with a whine but he hushed her. “But they work in groups with a leader.”

The kid lit up in joy. “Like tribes and shit?” The beast coughed on some bone and started hacking.

For the third time this night the changeling groaned and pinched the bridge of his nose. A habit form among the humans.

“Why aren’t you scared?” He lowered his hand to glare at the annoying brat.

The girl laughed softly and leaned forward.

“Scared? I’m completely terrified!” That giant smile on her face would say otherwise.

This time she completely slouched forward. Not seeming to care at all when his blade peck the side of her forehead.

“It’s not everyday you find out that your biology teacher is a changeling!”

My FBI agents trying to figure how I’m not dead yet

“How to Catch Your Man” by Fishman

Wherein I brainstorm for an AU idea that I probably won’t do much about.

The AU takes place in medieval Europe. When a young Claire accidentally uses magic, her village is going to burn her at the stake for being a witch. In a desperate bid, her parents give her up to Morgana, where she can grow and hone her powers safe from humans.

What mostly winds up happening is Morgana bumming all the parenting stuff off on her minions, and checking in every now and again to give Claire lessons. So Claire is just. A witch. Raised by Angor Rot, some changelings, and some goblins

I didn’t realize that Morgana had an official design under the armor, so I pulled one out of my ass ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I might use it again, might not, I am a fickle sort

I kinda want to make a comic off of this but I doubt my abilities and my follow through