I Did A Little Something, Made Some Gifs Out Of My Favorite Interview Of All Time

I did a little something, made some gifs out of my favorite interview of all time 😁

(Seriously, everytime I feel down, I'm watching it and I burst out laughing EACH TIME 🤣)

So we all know how much Martin loves wolfing food down 😝

Additional bonus (cause the Cuteness™) :

ON THIS DAY - April 1st

Peregrin Took is born (approximate date)

'"Oh! That was poetry!" said Pippin. "Do you really mean to start before the break of day?"'

Peregrin Took, Son of Paladin, Pippin, Pip, Razanur Tûk, Raza, Guard of the Citadel, Ernil i Pheriannath, Knight of Gondor, Thain, Counsellor of the North Kingdom

I got Bard !!!! 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

Lord of the Rings Husband Quiz

I made yet another Tolkien quiz.

Which Lord of the Rings man would you marry?

Ok so the hobbit, bilbo?? Tall wife??? Like as tall as Gandalf??

And the company is just trying to figure out how a small hobbit got this long legged lady as his wife.

Bonus is you put the fact that bilbo always ends up with his face in your boobs, and only him. Makes the others jealous???

Bilbo Baggins x Tall Wife! Reader

“My favorite flowers are bosoms- I mean Blossoms!”

A/N: AHHH MY FIRST REQUEST ILY!! I’m writing this as head cannons but sooner or later it might become a full fic!

TW: Some smutty HC at the end. Under 18 DNI!

Omg to start out Bilbo totally loves tall people! He’s envious of their height so when he meets and falls in love with you, he’s over the moon.

You’re about two inches shorter than Gandalf and Bilbo loves it. The height is convenient, other hobbits took to you so fast due to your helping nature, your ass looks great when you reach for something, and in general just loves who you are.

He loves how dresses and pants look on you. How they cinch your waist and give the outline of your legs.

He’s on the GROUND when you wear traditional hobbit clothing knowing they’ll be too short on you!

Skirts? Yes PLEASE. He begs you to wear more.

First time he saw you in a low cut shirt and a skirt he fainted at the sight!

PLEASE PLEASE WEAR HEELS FOR THIS MAN

When the dwarves first came to the shire they were confused to see a human. When Bilbo introduced you as his wife, they all turned their heads in shocked and envy.

At first they question your marriage like how you met, dating, marriage your sex life! Fili and Kili got smacked for that.

You explained you met while traveling as a merchant, you came back so often just to see your favorite hobbit. He was the one that asked to court, you were so happy you picked him up and swung him! Your marriage was a small ceremony he invited Gandalf and some family (we know he didn’t invite Lobelia.) as for the rest you told them that’s up to their imagination to which Bilbo blushed.

You both decided to join the company! You couldn’t bare to leave your poor husband alone on a suicide mission!

Although knowing you’re a married women that didn’t stop a few dwarves. Albeit Bofur, Nori, Kili and his uncle (who flirted with you out of spite) Thorin.

Bilbo DID NOT take well to that so when the company finished setting up camp he sat next to you, inching closer until he was on your lap. A few dwarves would grumble about the PDA while the other four stared as Bilbo smushed his face in your chest.

Bilbo doesn’t care what your chest size is he will grab, pinch, and fondle them every chance he gets.

Every so often the dwarves would hear you in your shared tent, giggling then moaning his name as he sucked on your now swollen buds!

The next morning Bilbo would be eating breakfast as his face is full of pride while you… well let’s just say you didn’t get much sleep!

BONUS HC: Another reason Bilbo loves your height is because he can eat you out standing up, watching you shake and tremble as you try to stay standing.

He would moan your name and grunt as he sucks on your clit giving you some extra vibration while you cum all over his face <3

I'm choking on air 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The Hobbit Characters as . . .

Wrong number texts!

(Character as: R = RIGHT side of convo, L = LEFT side of the convo).

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Bilbo Baggins (R)

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Kili Durin (R)

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Fili Durin (R)

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Thorin Oakenshield (R)

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Dwalin (R)

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Balin (R)

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Bofur (R)

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Nori (R)

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Ori (R)

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Dori (L)

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Hey guys! Hope you enjoyed this fest of absurd texts that reminded me of our favourite lads! But, the journey doesn't end here... I have another two posts coming as well!

I hope this made you smile! ❤