Foultreenightmare - Random Thoughts And Rants That No One Asked For

AU where Jon disappears and ages like he did in the comics, but when he comes back, he’s almost exactly the same age as Damian to the day, but he can’t remember what day it was exactly, leading to several arguments about who is older now.

Jon: I mean, I think it was a Friday, and it was definitely mid-February, which makes me two days older than you, right?

Damian: No, you’re not accounting for the hour. I was born in the early morning and you were born late at night, and you disappeared at night, but came back in the morning, so those two days don’t count.

Jon: That doesn't make up for two whole days. You’re just grasping at straws.

Damian: No, I’m not. Do we even know it was the same day when you got there?

Jon: It definitely was. I’m older now.

Damian: Well, why does it matter, anyway?

Jon: You seem to care a lot so I think it totally matters.

Damian: Shut up, farm boy.

I like to imagine it was Duke who found about the fan edits of Bruce.

Duke scrolling on TikTok and finds an edit of Bruce when he was younger and now: AAAHHHHHHHH!!! WHY!!! AAAAHHHHH!!!

Bruce tuning in because his kid just screamed: what's wrong!?

Duke: Don't look at me right now I can't see you the same way anymore!

Bruce: what happened?

Duke tearing and curling into a ball: why does god hate me

Bruce trying to comfort him: okay let's get you off the floor and-

Duke still seeing the edit run through his head: GET AWAY FROM ME!!! *throws his phone at him*

I really want a team up between Cassandra Cain and Damian Wayne but a good one. I want one where there mostly messing around and do you know what would be even funnier if Jason, Cass, and Damian had a team up. Just think about it all three of the scariest bat family member members teaming up to take down some poor souls evil plan. It would either be hilarious or the most heart breaking comic ever. They could bond over there shared trauma and how they feel about Bruce. I would love Cass comforting Damian but also teasing him and Damian doing the same. I just want them to have an actual sibling realtionship because it would be really cute and funny.

Tim: If I ever need to assert my dominance in the house, I just mimic Jason’s voice and call Damian by his Arabic name. Then I watch everyone go still. Watch,

Tim: Hey, Hafid! Come get Titus, he’s bugging me.

Damian, running in: Sorry, Ahk- No! Fuck you, Drake, stop doing that!

Damian, running off:

Dick, popping in the doorway: He is going to break your femur one of these days.

Tim: It’d be worth it.

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