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8 months ago

damnnnn ralph macchio was 22 in the outsiders??? he shouldve been at the club


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1 year ago

"Mom Phineas and Ferb are creating a title sequence!"

*bang*

"Snitches get stitches." Says Ferb, emotionless.


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3 years ago

[Person A with an armful of Person B (a fully grown adult) who is clinging to Person A as if their life depends on it. Person C stands to the side snickering]

Person A: Why did you do this?

Person C: I thought it would be funny

Person A [glaring a death stare at Person C]: You know that [B] is afraid of spiders.

Person B clings harder and bursts into another round of tears.

Person A [shifting to accommodate B’s weight]: You’ve traumatized them!

Person C [shrugs]: I thought they were already traumatized.

Person A: ThAt’S nOt ThE pOiNt!


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2 years ago
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phoebe bridgers /  mitski


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2 years ago

Andrew Minyard 🤝 Wednesday Addams

committed to the goth ✨ aesthetic ✨

like stabbing

their families love them even though they don't always understand them

don't like physical touch

therapy

were forced to attend therapy sessions after almost murdering random assholes that threatened members of their families

would do anything to protect their brothers but also treat them like shit because they are not good with feelings

deserve all the love in the world

live in my head rent free


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6 years ago

Tony: You know what Tony is spelled backwards? Y not? Think about it


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3 years ago

Another totally correct quote

Riker: If I came home with four ducks would you be mad?

Deanna: What's in your bag?

Riker: I think you know what's in my bag


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3 years ago

Jim: what do you call a fish with no eyes?

Spock: Tinaja Cavefish

Jim, quietly: fsh...


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1 year ago

Why would people draw Batman and Superman fighting?

THEY WOULD KISS


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6 months ago

I just had a thought. In most "humans are deathworlders" stories I've read aliens either don't have any major predators on their planet or advanced to a point, then wiped out their preditors before ascending to the stars.

What if humans are the hippies of the galaxy? We are constantly seeking peace and harmony with ourselves and our environments for one. But it's not just that. We have conservation, breeding, and rehabilitation programs for many animals on our planet including some major predators and competitors for resources and food.

So here we are. Going into space. And just baffling our galactic neighbors when they find out that not only do we still have animals that can eat us, but we actively fight to keep these animals alive and off the extinction list.


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This Is The Stupidest Thing Ive Ever Drawn In My Life I Dont Know What Else To Say But Happy Pride Month

This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever drawn in my life I don’t know what else to say but happy pride month use these as icons for you and your t’hy’la

Ps this is my 1k celebration post so take that as you will


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6 years ago

Namjoon: If, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and if, according to Lil Wayne, bitches come a dime a dozen, it means that one good girl is worth $8.33 USD.

Bts: ...


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