REBLOG If You Are ASEXUAL, Support ASEXUALS, Or Are SECRETLY 16 CATS IN A TRENCH COAT

REBLOG if you are ASEXUAL, support ASEXUALS, or are SECRETLY 16 CATS IN A TRENCH COAT

The last two are true about me

As someone who has almost lost friends to overdose I heavily encourage you all to also reblog this

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

Only posting this cuz I wanna save it, and it is GORGEOUS-

Go check out Cherripossum’s art, they made this art

Yo, Keenie ain’t the only cherub with serious gains-

I’m sure we all know that yes, Keenie IS strong enough to lift a massive ass boulder:

BUT LET US NOT FORGET

Cletus fucking SMASHED Lyle and his bed through a glass door and some drywall

And while not AS impressive, Collin himself is strong enough to carry Keenie, who is probably around equal weight to him, while flying, and while she is ALSO holding a crossbow, which has to add some weight as well.

The long short of this is, DAMN these little pricks are strong, don’t trust that heavenly choir guys, they will fuck you up—

They should’ve just ditched the crossbows and gone out ALL punching I.M.P., and would’ve gotten the job done WITHOUT getting kicked out of Heaven and killing a man

Okay so I feel this place is mostly gonna be a place full of Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel shitposts I decide to make, and I do not care, like hell yeah

This lovable bitch is incredible-