Lucerys: *prepare A Full Table Of Family Dinner

Lucerys: *prepare a full table of family dinner

Luke: How’s my cooking everyone? Be honest

Jace: Em...(chewing hardly)

Baela: Ah... (drinking lots of water)

Helaena: Hmm...(smiling awkwardly)

Joffrey & Daeron: (pretending to be whispering with each other to avoid answering)

Aemond: (stands up) I can’t f**king believe no one would dare to say it out

Luke: What is it?

Aemond: That everything is amazing. This is the best meal I ever had in my life. I’m so proud of you.

Luke: (*blush): Thank you. You are my favorite uncle.

Aegon: (throws up)

Luke: omg is it the food?

Aegon: No I’m allergic to hypocrisy

Modern AU (they are not uncles/nephews)

When Jacegon having an argument

Jace: you are kidding i can’t quit my job

Aegon: why not? you said you hate it

Jace: well, the rent, the food, the gas, the nice ice cream and fancy clothes you like???

Aegon: Oh that...you don’t need to worry actually. I can provide.

Jace: with what? I never saw you work for a single day.

Aegon: my father’s million dollar legacy. Did I forget to mention?

Jace:

Jace: you are a parasite.

Aegon: i know. I’m a cute one.

That’s why sometimes I tell my friends I worry the mental health of my fandom.

(But I love it sick)

which one do you prefer, Lucemond or Jacegon?

I don't know because I love the -enemies to mortal enemies to enemies to lovers- vibe that Lucemond have

But I also love the -friends to having to choose family over friendship to enemies to trying to be friends again to bed partners to very much in love but afraid of getting hurt to everything going wrong in their lives to maybe we can make this work but let's not tell anyone to i wish the whole world knew i love you to secret lovers to both Aegon and Jacaerys have a lot of issues with self esteem and stuff and this makes their relationship difficult to trying to improve because they love each other so much and they can no longer imagine themselves without each other to finally lovers.- vibe that Jacegon have.

Aegon (humming Taylor’s Afterglow):

“🎵I need to say. Tell me that it’s not my fault...”

Jace: It’s definitely your fault.

Aegon paused, continuing: “...🎵Tell me that I’m all you want. Even when I break your heart...”

Jace: But that one is true :)

For the record I love that you love aegon and jacegon lmao tis nice to have some one else in this small fan club that’s dominated by lucemond (no shade to those people obvs)

I totally feel you, sister.

I love lucemond too but i have a soft spot on Egg and it’s so much fun to ship Jacegon.

I just feel sad sometimes bc Jacegon doesn’t have as many fics like Lucemond (but some of them are really good and I appreciate their writers so much!) I write Jacegon/Lucemond fics too and I can see the audience’s attention is mostly on Lucemond.

Btw I read all egg-involved relationship fics. I love how these writers show different sides and attributes of this character, good and bad. I hate they make him a rapist in the show but I love Tom’s acting putting too much complications in him, his vulnerability, his dark side, his  degeneration, his indifference and arrogance and so on. I understand some people can’t see things like I do. And I forgive them :)

do you have a twitter account?

yeah but I didnt use it for a while. Thanks for asking though I know there’s tons of funny stuff in HOTD kingdom on Twitter.