Aemond X Luke - Tumblr Posts
Ok but Zombies Au
I mean... Aemond (in leathers and loads of weapons) meets Luke covered in blood, eyes glowing fighting with the same dagger with which he gouged out his eye against the zombies.
Aemond *heart eyes*: sexy...
Aemond, cooking
Luke: why don’t you just eat what my mom made?
Aemond: what did your mom make?
Luke (blush): me
Luke: I know how to ride Arrax!
Jace: But Aemond rides Vhagar!
Luke: I know how to ride Aemond too
Jace: WHAT
Luke: what
Luke: hey Jace, can you believe there’s a scary one-eye man over there, saying if I kiss him, he’ll buy me a beverage?
Jace: Creepy
Luke: Yeah fucking weirdo
Luke: *sips from his Starbucks hot chocolate
Messages*
Aemond and luke‘s daughter：
Can you pick me up please?
Luke:
No your too heavy
Aemond and luke‘s daughter：
What ru doing?
Luke:
Your Dad.
Aemond: Morning, honey, thanks for preparing the toothpaste for me
Luke: no problem
Aemond: it’s so thoughtful of you but I just wonder why some days you do it for me and some days you don’t?
Luke: oh bc some days I squeeze the toothpaste a bit more and it drops in the sink
Aemond:
Luke: I don’t wanna waste so I use your toothbrush—
I realized that most of the lucemond and jacegon fics are set under the background of “the green winning the war”
Is it bc if the black wins, Jace and Luke would never choose Aegon and Aemond as their partners bc they are not good enough??? Like Jace and Luke are golden princes and they deserve someone better
Tbh this makes me cry
Aemond: I’m thinking about starting a relationship.
Luke: Good, so you got the person you fall in love with?
Aemond: We are chatting right now
Luke: Good, good. I’ll leave you be. Good luck uncle. *Walks away
Aemond: I can’t freaking believe it
Jace from distance: Believe it.
Aemond *smiles wickedly
Aegon: what is it with you now
Aemond: Luke finally texted me back after 15 hours now I’m gonna make him wait for at least 40 seconds
Aegon: ...Of course
Luke’s phone rings* showing the caller “Daddy”
Jace: so you call Daemon daddy? You two get along it’s nice
Luke: *ignores Jace, grabs his phone and picks up quickly
Luke: Hi Aemond—
Jace:
Jace: wtf—
Aegon has three moods daily:
• Fuck you
• Fuck off
• Fuck me
Aemond also has three moods daily:
• Fuck Lucerys
• Fuck it’s Lucerys
• Fuck you Aegon why you didn’t tell me Lucerys is here?
Have you guys considered the fact that the only time Aemond was ever complimented by Viserys i was when he married Lucerys?
Like “you’ve done a great job putting Luke’s hand into yours. now remember to take care of him in the rest of your life”
Lucerys: *prepare a full table of family dinner
Luke: How’s my cooking everyone? Be honest
Jace: Em...(chewing hardly)
Baela: Ah... (drinking lots of water)
Helaena: Hmm...(smiling awkwardly)
Joffrey & Daeron: (pretending to be whispering with each other to avoid answering)
Aemond: (stands up) I can’t f**king believe no one would dare to say it out
Luke: What is it?
Aemond: That everything is amazing. This is the best meal I ever had in my life. I’m so proud of you.
Luke: (*blush): Thank you. You are my favorite uncle.
Aegon: (throws up)
Luke: omg is it the food?
Aegon: No I’m allergic to hypocrisy
Aemond: Lucerys blocked my on everything
Aemond: He must wanna see me in person so bad
Aegon: ....Hell yeah
Aemond *holding flowers, preparing to ask Lucerys to marry him in the throne room
Aegon: Dude y’ all right?
Aemond; I’m fine
Aegon: but your legs are shaking like 143 mph
Aemond: I said I’m fine!
Lucerys: What time will you be at home babe? I’m cooking us dinner
Aemond: ...7pm n I’ll bring the fire extinguisher
Lucerys: [angry face] I can cook!
Aemond: Luke, last time you cooked the kitchen was on fire
Aemond: and the family almost had food poisoning
Lucerys: ONE TIME, Aemond, ONE TIME
Luke is a bad cook in my hc
Modern AU - Luke’s college boyfriend
Jacegon being older and more experienced
Aegon: I’m meeting Jace tonight I need you to stay home covering it up for me
Aemond: Can’t do. I’m busy tonight
Aegon: What could you possibly be busy with? Studying for exam? Knitting a scarf? Going to your hair stylist’s?
Aemond: No. I promised Luke we’d Netflix and chill
Aegon: LMAO I’m afraid that means something different than you may think, little brother
Aemond: It means Luke and I are gonna have sex
Aegon: Oh
Aegon: I’m impressed
Sociopath convict couple! Lucemond
Aemond “one-eye” Targaryen was born into high nobility but became an infamous outlaw in his early 20s. He was unpredictable, violent and dangerous, wanted by several governments. He enjoyed making any corner of the world his crime scene and never got caught. He was the idol of felons.
He was seen on occasions with a young dark-haired boy on his side, who was firstly believed to be his hostage, until a video released showing they were doing armed robbery in a bank together. People then believed the boy was the victim of Stockholm syndrome, brainwashed by evil Aemond.
But Lucerys ain’t victim at all. He asked or even begged for Aemond to take him along. They finally became a pair of desperados. Deep down Luke hated dreary days and humdrum life he was suffering before everyday — waiting tables, stupid friends, family responsibilities. Deep down he was thirsty for thrill. He couldn’t stop after the first taste of criminality. That’s who he was and what he lived for.
They met by accident and fell in love on the first sight. Aemond didn’t want him to follow after several acts. Looking at Luke getting so excited and bloodthirsty, he wished this boy could go back to a normal life track instead of sticking with him. So one afternoon in a motel Ameond warned him “Going on like this, you’ll have no peace, no shred of break for the rest of your life”
Luke wearing his tie only, still flushed and sweaty from minute-ago sex, but his eyes full of stars, “You promise?” his voice never so brighter.
Aemond hopelessly smiled, kissed Lucerys hard, “Can’t say no to you, my sweet Bonnie”
“Glad to hear this, Mr. Clyde.” Lucerys giggled.
My friend sent this hilarious meme and I couldn’t help myself… so lucemond
Luke: Mondays are like Aemond
Jace: How?
Luke: They come to soon
Jace: wai…wh…Why are u telling me this???
Luke: Sometimes they are also too much to take
Jace:
Jace: I’m blocking you