Aemond: Lucerys Blocked My On Everything

Aemond: Lucerys blocked my on everything

Aemond: He must wanna see me in person so bad

Aegon: ....Hell yeah

Rhaenyra meeting aegon and Helena’s kids for the first time being all like ‘huh this seems much more emotional and heartwarming that I thought it would be’ and ‘damn they look really familiar’ and then jace is just there in the background sweating bullets cause she has no idea that that’s her grandchildren right there

Rhaenyra: Jace come look at your cousins!

Jace: They are very beautiful, just like their dad and mom...(eye contacting Aegon) (Aegon contacting back) (Helaena eye contacting them in warnings ‘stop staring or people may find out’) (Alicent looking at them so confused) (lots of eye contacting going in the room)

Lucemond in the background who know the truth: our kids can beat that

Modern AU - when they have therapy

Dr. shrink: So what’s the most irritating thing your mother say to you?

Aegon: “That’s how princes end up dead”

Aemond: “It’s inappropriate because he’s your nephew.”

Aegon: what?

Aemond: what

Aemond *holding flowers, preparing to ask Lucerys to marry him in the throne room

Aegon: Dude y’ all right?

Aemond; I’m fine

Aegon: but your legs are shaking like 143 mph

Aemond: I said I’m fine!

Modern AU - during pregnancy

Aegon: so who’s ready to hit the ice?

Jace: what? didn’t the doctor say you needed to take it easy now?

Aegon: oh that’s just one of those things they have to say, like ‘you can’t drink when you’re with baby’ blabla

Jace: *laugh….but you are not REALLY drinking, right?

Aegon: no of course not

Aegon: but promise me don’t check the liquor cabinet sweetie

Jace:

Jace: Aegon i swear to god—

Jacaerys Velaryon was engaged to Aegon Targaryen ii but had an illicit affair with Sara Snow when he visited the North

(Jacegon drabble where alpha!Jace not being an honorable Prince and a perfect lover (as he always is in fics))

Aegon and Jace had crush on each other from childhood. After Rhaenyra ascending to the throne and their marriage was consummated, they lived as if they were the happiest couple in town. Aegon was madly in love with Jace and very soon he gave him a beautiful silver-haired princess, Aemma. However, she neither looked like Jace nor she could very likely become their heir in future days. But Jace promise he’d love his first daughter no matter what.

And then Lucemond got married in the Sept (finally) and they started to breed like rabbits. Five years went passing and funny enough all their babies had brown hair and looked like Lucerys. Aemond was happy inside even though Aegon mocked at him saying ‘Karma for you despising and calling them Strong all those years’.

And Aemond mocked at Aegon back for not capable of bearing another child anymore due to his old drinking problem and libertine lifestyle. Aegon pretended he didn’t care but he did try so hard to change—he’s been quitting drinking a long time, going to church regularly and trying different herbal remedies which tasted like shit. He had been a brand new person. But the situation wasn’t getting any better. He couldn’t get pregnant and every time it finally happened, he just lost the baby in early months. Jace was always thoughtful and supportive as any perfect husband, telling him he couldn’t care less but Aegon started to think Aemma was merely a miracle and he was either barren or cursed.

And next time when Jacaerys returned from the North’s visit, he brought his bastard son Cregan Snow who was older than Aemma back to the capital.

Aegon was so mean to imply Luke’s kids may be bastards since Aemond used to treat him like shit but now he became the one who had to live under the same roof with an actual bastard boy, a living proof of his husband’s disloyalty. Aegon stopped laughing at anyone anymore.

Jace apologetically explained he didn’t want to leave little Cregan in Winterfall. His true firstborn deserved better education, training and comfy growing environment.

Aegon couldn’t complain cause he was not in the least a maiden when he married Jace and Jace also had this affair before he said those vows.

He figured it was Rhaenyra and Daemon’s idea all along. They thought he couldn’t have children anymore and they decided to develop the bastard boy.

He hated that the boy got Jace’s everything: his dark eyes, his curly hair, his cheekbones, and he got all northerner’s good attributes in him, determination and resolve. As a bastard, he got his prudence but also he possessed the kind of charm that makes people want to follow and die for him, just like a qualified heir to a future king.

Aegon fucking hated him and the north. He fucking hated himself as well. He hated Jacaerys when he found out it was him, not Rhaenyra and Daemon, that kept drugging him so he couldn’t have another baby of his own. That’s when he finally understood what it meant when Otto was executed and said “I died laughing because one day my bloodline would sit on the iron throne and his children and grandchildren would always have my blood” and Jace smiled cruelly saying “it wouldn’t ever happen, unfortunately”. He hated his beloved made him an idiotic fool all these years. He hated it was too late when he finally saw everything through.

Now all he wanted is to take Aemma far away in case they decide to marry her to the only living son of his husband to strengthen his claim or some noble lord in a castle. He never truly believed in Gods but now he started to pray, every single day.