Thinking About How When I Said 'i Can't Resist Some Good Spiderman Merch' The Other Day, Someone Responded

thinking about how when i said 'i can't resist some good spiderman merch' the other day, someone responded 'isn't that all trans people?' and then all the trans people around me proceeded to slowly pull out their pre-prepared spidey merch

“Spider-Man isn’t transgender” oh yeah? Then explain THIS.

The transness is literally radiating off of him.

when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw

thinking a lot about how last year i committed to the bit too hard and accidentally made jester hats a symbol of sex appeal (it’s a long story) amongst the campus queers to the point where one acquaintance who i didn’t know well at all spent ages attempting to find a jester hat to get for their partner (who i knew slightly better but also not heaps) for their birthday.

Arctic Monkeys at TipsArena, Linz, 24/04/2023

about to attempt to make a trans spiderman plushie with nothing but felt, buttons and a dream (i have no plan just gumption)

Trans Peter Parker headcanon that he would wear a binder while in the spidey-suit and when he tells his friends that he’s Spider-Man they barely register that part, and they start hounding on him for wearing a binder while he’s doing intense physical activity