Ok So Having So Many Kintypes And Theriotypes Can Be Awesome But Sometimes Its Just.. Confusing.

Ok so having so many Kintypes and theriotypes can be awesome but sometimes it’s just.. confusing.

Like right now, I feel very red panda. I wanna lay around and not do much, eat snacks, etc.

At the same time, I’ve had ginormous phantom wings for like 3 ish days now so, my mind is that of my winged kin type (I suspect it’s Angelkin bc I get very “all powerful” vibes but it might also be from this creature I imagine myself to be which I’m not sure if it truly exists)

*someone random*:

WHATTTTT!!!! You simply CANT identify that way!!!!!! It contradicts this other identity you have!!!! This is not allowed!!! Why do you identify this way?????

Me:

*invokes the sacred power of “because I said so”*

This is a reminder that the use of “because I can/said so/no one can stop me” is a valid way to defend your identity.

So like- I was just thinking about my 2nd grade teacher and how she had us vote on something random (probably if gummy bears or skittles were better idk) and she made us write our vote on a little slip of paper and then put it in this box and uh…,

WHY DID SHE SAY TO NOT TELL ANYONE WE DID THAT BC VOTING AS A CHILD WAS ILLEGAL????

Like…. What? 😂 we all seriously thought if we told anyone (including our parents) we would go to jail. I just…. What was the motive here??? 😭

i remember thinking like: “I won’t tell a single soul that I voted before 18!!” and now I’m posting it to all the gays on tumblr who follow my content lmao

*check this user’s DNI’s before interacting*

Yk what’s crazy as an Omni-kin AND an Omni-therian? I’m literally everything and everywhere.

That creature you see in your nightmares sometimes? Me. That weird forest critter that you can’t quite name? Me. The weird fae being that looks like some sort of swamp monster? Me. The literal concept of space? Me.

Like wow…. My friends are friends with a freaking all powerful alien who’s also sometimes just a simple house cat that wants belly rubs.

*read this user’s DNI’s before interacting*

Go follow my mutual @rattoroni

Crazy how I went from “she/her bi curious” to they/he/xe/fae liking selectively girls and NB people and oh yeah, not even being human.

The pipeline is insane