If You Didnt Grow Up Having To Monitor And Keep Track Of Every Eyebrow Twitch, Every Footstep, Every

If you didn’t grow up having to monitor and keep track of every eyebrow twitch, every footstep, every voice crack, every tone change, and all the other micro mannerisms of the people around you (cough cough your parents cough cough) then you don’t get to make fun of me for my social battery running out early. It’s a tiring existence monitoring everyone around you because your brain translates “not obviously pleased” to “obviously displeased”.

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No homophobes are allowed to use the story of Icarus flying into the sun as a metaphor. At all. Ever. Until the end of time.

Our gay twink (affectionate) was flying there to see his boyfriend, Brenda. You’re not allowed to equate that to overworking yourself or whatever else until you let people be gay, you dumbass

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I’m a scrawny mfer with a cool hairstyle 🎵

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Scrawny mfer with a cool hairstyle 🎶

/lyric

Real

androgynous urge to sink my fangs into something (or someone)

Ok ok but for my nonhumans that get phantom shifts,

How AWSOME would it be for them to appear irl????

Like you’re hanging out with your close friends or maybe your partner and they do smth that makes you happy and you’re able to show that by wagging your tail that just magically appears!

Or maybe you’re with people that make you feel safe and protected and suddenly your wings pop out! (Or on the flip side they pop out to protect from potential danger)

Or maybe you’re out exploring and you hear a sudden sound and poof! Your *real* ears pop out atop your head and face the direction of the unknown noise!

Perhaps you’re in a dangerous situation and suddenly huge claws appear to protect you!

And there’s SO MANY other situations where this stuff could apply!!! Just think how amazing that would be!!

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Hehe…. Ao3…. Good omens….. no one can stop me >:3