Top Alterhuman Related Things That Has Happened To Me Recently:

top alterhuman related things that has happened to me recently:

While doing a nature hike at a nature center, the teacher had us do this thing where we put our hands on our head like fox ears and my friend who is not an alterhuman said “*name* that would be your real ears”

My other friend who is also not an alterhuman said that I was a “space boy” (gender euphoria AND species (?) euphoria with that one)

Same friend said “you may have fooled them into being human!! But not me!!! I knew from the start!!” (Meaning before I even knew btw)

I showed a friend my Pinterest acc with a bunch of therian related things and she didn’t even blink

I got insanely intense phantom wings for like 3 days straight

My fellow tumblr nonhumans have seen my page and I’m starting to get more interactions

I’ve just overall been very in tune with some of my kin/therio types recently!

Friend saw me sitting in a windowsill and said I look like I belong there as a cat

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*me, as a small child*: aha yeah swingsets are the best playground equipment out there!! If a playground dosnt have a swingset it’s stupid! I love that part of swinging when if feels like you’re flying!! I like to put my arms out at that part bc it’s like wings!! *continues rambling about swingsets*

Me now, having winged theriotypes and Kintypes and getting very strong phantom wing shifts: oh

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If you didn’t grow up having to monitor and keep track of every eyebrow twitch, every footstep, every voice crack, every tone change, and all the other micro mannerisms of the people around you (cough cough your parents cough cough) then you don’t get to make fun of me for my social battery running out early. It’s a tiring existence monitoring everyone around you because your brain translates “not obviously pleased” to “obviously displeased”.

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GUYS! It’s raining

It’s legit storming

I have never been happier to go to school oml

Ok that’s it. I’ve officially given up on trying to figure out my sexuality. I know I’m a Demi boy (or genderfaun but wtvrrrr) and that’s good enough lmao. I’m SO DONE with labless

The votes are in! Seems this hyperfixation is getting rekindled!!

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