TOP QUOTES FROM @rattoroni

TOP QUOTES FROM @rattoroni

If it fits I fucking steal

Count your days twink

Dw I reserve bullying for people who know what they’re getting into

Ur such a meany face head

No shenanigans will occur 🌝🌝

Teehee I’m so normal and not emotionally attached

Ok so back to gravity falls before I launch into space-

Mannn don’t dislike my craving for the sweet release of death

Womp to the fucking Womp ig

Me when I get arrested for everything

Raw unfiltered footage of me being a goopoo woopoo

Goodnight frfr chap old Johnny old boy

#goingferalrightnow

IM SO GAYYY

YIPPEE HE STILL CALLS ME BABYGIRL 😍😍😍

Fair, but nobody can resist my toes tbh

Boutta swallow that whole

🌚

Don’t worry about me, worry about your cats. They’ll never find the fingerprints….

Revenge is a dish best served by baby murder

Ok this has quickly turned autistic

May I introduce:

*ahem*

Chaotic lawful: this creature has a strict moral code, but no one can figure out wtf it is.

Examples:

Aziraphale (good omens)

Willow (toh)

Both of my cats

@rattoroni

How small is the smallest bag you own?

The smallest bag I own?

It’s probably this bag that @rattoroni gave me (it was a present bag) and it’s like 11 inches in height, 2 inches in width and like 3 inches across :3

I remember my first real “oh I might be a boy” awakening being when I was 9, dancing around in my room, listening/ lip syncing to the song “Cupid’s chokehold” and it had some lyric along the lines of “your son” (referring to yourself) and as I lip synced it, I just had to stop for a second and think about how good it made me feel to be referred to as someone’s son.

Anyways after that it took me about 4 more years to come to terms with the fact that I’m a demiboy!

Guys, you can’t ship real people.

If it’s your friends and they consent to it, or it’s a celebrity COUPLE that is already together, fine.

Other than that? No. Bad. Stop it. *whaps you with rolled up newspaper*

It’s creepy. Stick to fictional characters please <3

IT/ITS PRONOUNS ARE NOT INHERENTLY DEHUMANIZING.

If someone WANTS to be referred to using it/its pronouns and you think it’s too dehumanizing and use different pronouns for them, you are MISGENDERING them. Stop it. Bad.