May I Introduce:

May I introduce:

*ahem*

Chaotic lawful: this creature has a strict moral code, but no one can figure out wtf it is.

Examples:

Aziraphale (good omens)

Willow (toh)

Both of my cats

@rattoroni

I remember my first real “oh I might be a boy” awakening being when I was 9, dancing around in my room, listening/ lip syncing to the song “Cupid’s chokehold” and it had some lyric along the lines of “your son” (referring to yourself) and as I lip synced it, I just had to stop for a second and think about how good it made me feel to be referred to as someone’s son.

Anyways after that it took me about 4 more years to come to terms with the fact that I’m a demiboy!

IT/ITS PRONOUNS ARE NOT INHERENTLY DEHUMANIZING.

If someone WANTS to be referred to using it/its pronouns and you think it’s too dehumanizing and use different pronouns for them, you are MISGENDERING them. Stop it. Bad.

Yellow😭😭😭 I mean…. At least you got rest…?

40 minutes

that's how long i was gonna nap

i had an alarm.

40. MINUTES

GUESS WHO JUST WOKE UP

Hey guys, just so you know, my friend has claimed me as their son and wants me to tell you guys:

*ahem*

I have a newfound father who makes me strawberry shortcake mug cakes and is a mentally unstable twink (derogatory) 😔🎀

TOP QUOTES FROM @rattoroni

If it fits I fucking steal

Count your days twink

Dw I reserve bullying for people who know what they’re getting into

Ur such a meany face head

No shenanigans will occur 🌝🌝

Teehee I’m so normal and not emotionally attached

Ok so back to gravity falls before I launch into space-

Mannn don’t dislike my craving for the sweet release of death

Womp to the fucking Womp ig

Me when I get arrested for everything

Raw unfiltered footage of me being a goopoo woopoo

Goodnight frfr chap old Johnny old boy

#goingferalrightnow

IM SO GAYYY

YIPPEE HE STILL CALLS ME BABYGIRL 😍😍😍

Fair, but nobody can resist my toes tbh

Boutta swallow that whole

🌚

Don’t worry about me, worry about your cats. They’ll never find the fingerprints….

Revenge is a dish best served by baby murder

Ok this has quickly turned autistic