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oh um. ew
just made coffee for the first time in my life. its 2:55 am. the coffee is lukewarm because i microwaved it and it's also watery because i don't know the proper ratio (YET.) it's turkish delight flavoured and i can't stand turkish delights but here we are. i'm drinking it through a a straw. also there is a cockroach here with me. i don't have any way of getting rid of it in any sense of the word and we have been vibing together for 15 minutes almost. he doesn't move a lot and i think i am attached to him now. oh wait. he just moved when i went to check on him. does he hate me
oh um. ew
just made coffee for the first time in my life. its 2:55 am. the coffee is lukewarm because i microwaved it and it's also watery because i don't know the proper ratio (YET.) it's turkish delight flavoured and i can't stand turkish delights but here we are. i'm drinking it through a a straw. also there is a cockroach here with me. i don't have any way of getting rid of it in any sense of the word and we have been vibing together for 15 minutes almost. he doesn't move a lot and i think i am attached to him now. oh wait. he just moved when i went to check on him. does he hate me
I made a friend. His mando name is kyram loras skraanika which basically translates to deadly beef jerky (deadly meat snack, but the name exists because of a slim jim wrapper)
sabine cosplay handmade by me
for what??
homestuck legal now
TOP QUOTES FROM @rattoroni
If it fits I fucking steal
Count your days twink
Dw I reserve bullying for people who know what they’re getting into
Ur such a meany face head
No shenanigans will occur 🌝🌝
Teehee I’m so normal and not emotionally attached
Ok so back to gravity falls before I launch into space-
Mannn don’t dislike my craving for the sweet release of death
Womp to the fucking Womp ig
Me when I get arrested for everything
Raw unfiltered footage of me being a goopoo woopoo
Goodnight frfr chap old Johnny old boy
#goingferalrightnow
IM SO GAYYY
YIPPEE HE STILL CALLS ME BABYGIRL 😍😍😍
Fair, but nobody can resist my toes tbh
Boutta swallow that whole
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Don’t worry about me, worry about your cats. They’ll never find the fingerprints….
Revenge is a dish best served by baby murder
Ok this has quickly turned autistic
hmenrbgd last night I dreamt that I gave out candy at school and it made everyone happy so the next day I gave out chocolate covered candy canes and this girl was like “all she does to get through life is make crafts all the time huh?” And then this song started playing in the background and the only lyrics were “I crave validation” over and over again and I got so mad I slammed my binder against the desk to make it stop