This Submission To My Local Krautfest Decorating Competition Fills Me With An Indescribable Level Of

This submission to my local Krautfest decorating competition fills me with an indescribable level of fear

Ok please can anyone help me out with figuring smth out??? I’m one chapter down and I can’t figure out if I should continue writing this in third Person or go off the rails and write this in second person because I’ve read too many good Theon fics written from this perspective and now I’m tempted.

Like please help me you don’t even need to know shit about writing or anything I just need a native english speaker to tell me if this even sounds good

Can someone please help me figure out the joji song that fits a post ADWD/Season 6 Theon best???

specifically for a Wall AU Greysnow/Snowjoy fic I’m working on.

Not to continue being an asshole but to continue being an asshole I’m pretty sure the reason they removed the Young Griff/Aegon outta the show was to remove Jon having sexual tension with ANOTHER one of his relatives

You might have story parallels between Jon and Arya, perhaps have interpreted Jonsa sexual tension and yes, I’ll admit it, Jon and Dany were canon, but remember; he ditched the Nights Watch to go North of the Wall with TORMUND, so who’s the real winner here

Sansa: So now that I’ve explained the problem for fifteen minutes, do you understand it?

Theon: Yes.

Sansa: Are you lying to me?

Theon: [voice breaking] yes

Why are all the Jon Snow ships weirdly incestuous. Like damn y’all over there fighting over it he’d father fuck his aunt or his cousins why are you all tryna make this guys dick go to a family reunion????

How writing feels

Me: Ok, so I’ve conceptualized and outlined that story you’ve been bothering me about for weeks. I have planned out the themes, motives and the different character’s development, alongside some stylistic choices I want to make. Can we write it down now?

Brain:  Absolutely not❤️