Ok No But All The Mentions Of Human World Food In Obm Have Me Thinking:

ok no but all the mentions of human world food in obm have me thinking:

Who is making literal deals with the devil?

What do they trade human goods for?

What is the Grimm/USD exchange rate?

I don't think that the value of a Grimm would be that much in human terms because economic development (especially the way we mean it) probably isn't such a priority in the Devildom?

(correct me if I'm wrong haha)

Idk, I just think it's funny

Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.

Y’all, this is going to be so random, but I was hit with a memory from my Catholic school days and I have this vivid memory of stumbling across a Bible story where Jesus walks into a village, sees someone possessed by a demon, and is like

“Begone, Beelzebub, go back to hell.”

And the demon just fuckin leaves because JC told him to

I always found that really funny, and even funnier when I think of it with Obey Me Beel-

Beel: He said I couldn’t possess that human anymore 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Belphie: Don’t you listen to that oily hippy! You can possess whoever you want, Beel.

Mammon: UGH, next thing you know Jesus is gonna be all “you can’t set up a shopping mall in the middle of the temple!” Like sorry you don’t like fun and money, bro 🙄

i heard yall wanted to meet Spears aka Hella Britney Spears Obey Me (thank you to everyone who contributed to this name lmfao)

The obm bros as shit I've done

Lucifer: drunk enough coffee that I felt jittery, dizzy, and nauseous for 12 hours

Mammon: stolen ₹20 (0.24 USD) from my mum's purse (as a six year old)

Leviathan: play obm. Like come on he would

Satan: stayed awake for a full 36 hours (I was too busy reading to sleep)

Asmodeus: Owned a perfume collection

Beelzebub: Eaten a whole ear of corn. I mean all of it, including the insides.

Belphegor: slept for a full 15 hours