Me: I Bet I Sound Like A Real Mans Man In The Recording

Me: I bet I sound like a real mans man in the recording 😎

*plays it back and sounds like a 6 year old boy*

Name(s) -

Ricky (technically my nickname but honestly kinda like it more than my real one lol)

Pronouns -

He/Him, any Neos

Star sign -

Pisces (my moon is Capricorn and rising is Aquarius, at least i think idk it might be the other way around lol)

# of siblings & fun facts about them (if you have any) -

I have a sister who isn't technically part of my family (we're buddies we just call eachother brother and sister)

# of pets & their names

8 cats, leopard gecko, and dog (not naming because thatd take too long lol)

Fandoms

RE Village, Homestuck

Favorite color

#1a2138 is its hex code, its a darkish grayish blue color

Favorite song

Its between Banned Forever by Renard and 1 2 3 Four by EGGPRIEST (my favorite songs change a lot though lol)

Favorite author (of anything readable– books, fanfics, zines, webtoons, whatever!)

Junji Ito, generally into horror manga

Hobbies

Video games, watching youtube, debating/ranting

Favorite fic type

I don't really read fanfics anymore but I read a lot of romance (and generally any that had Karl Heisenberg and/or Lady Dimitrescu lol)

Favorite holiday

Halloween

Do you have any partner(s)? (romantic, qpp, anything!)

Nah, but sometimes I wish I did

Fun facts about you / anything extra you wanna share!

I'm Trans (FTM), AroAce spec, and Biflux, currently learning both German and Russian (I know a lot more German though lol), and I may capitalize nouns randomly because in German all nouns are capitalized

I hate how dumbass uneducated ass homophobes/transphobes will say "I'm not homophobic/transphobic, I just think its weird."

The definition of homophobia/transphobia is a fear/hatred/dislike of queer/trans people.

Saying somethings weird generally means you don't like it, therefore yes, you are a homophobe/transphobe if you think its weird.

And also why do you care?? Like I'm aware that that question is asked a lot but genuinely it doesn't affect you in the slightest.

Fun fact: Abe Lincoln created Thanksgiving. So while your awkwardly listening to your Uncle who has been double fisting beers for half the night, and wishing your extended family didn't have an extended lifespan, know that President Lincoln created it to bring people together during the civil war.

But now people say that the pilgrims created it. Poor Lincoln.

Guys im so upset, the world has gone woke...

I can't even go on a date with a girl without a girl showing up. Smh. 😔

Casual reminder that makeup should be considered genderless.