Presidents - Tumblr Posts
Mount Rushmore National Monument, Keystone, South Dakota

Fun fact: Abe Lincoln created Thanksgiving. So while your awkwardly listening to your Uncle who has been double fisting beers for half the night, and wishing your extended family didn't have an extended lifespan, know that President Lincoln created it to bring people together during the civil war.
But now people say that the pilgrims created it. Poor Lincoln.
thinking about how people really think obama is the antichrist.


Top:
"I founded the U.S. Mint. It's pretty obscure. You probably never heard of it."
Bottom:
"I don't need a peg leg; I have peg teeth."
Edit: Sorry, the bottom should say "One Dollaaaaaarrrrrr!"

"Daniel Day Lincoln". Illustration of Daniel Day Lewis as the Penny President. Illustration by Christian Cimoroni.