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Seriously.. I have to study 3 more years after 12th just to get a "degree" which is not much of use. What kind of society is this???

When u prefer Ladies instead of Girls, Pardon instead of sorry, Classic instead of cool , Former instead of ex/old.

Lana Del Rey has curated such sublime songs that makes me say "If Monarchy existed, I'd have been the Queen"

- Nov, 13

Now I come to believe that Google is the only one in this world who takes my problem seriously whether it's a mere headache or me being a HSP

Nah

Guys im so upset, the world has gone woke...

I can't even go on a date with a girl without a girl showing up. Smh. 😔

Due cose sono certo:

Non ricordo a che giorno stiamo della quarantena

Verrò sempre taggato da qualche profilo fake che sponsorizza telefoni su Instagram

Non avete capito un cazzo, vivo la fase 1 e la fase 2 da prima che esistessero, sto sempre un passo avanti a tutti

Io dopo aver seguito un tutorial su come OTTENERE GLI ADDOMINALI IN 5 MINUTI

Sempre io 5 minuti dopo... DOVE SONO I MIEI ADDOMINALI ?!?!??

can I sell my placenta on ebay

Tommy: enjoy the upbeat music it won't be here for long

... THANKS FOR THE WARNING!

I’m fluent in 6 languages: profanity, music, lyrics, movie quotes, sarcasm, sexual innuendos, and real talk

If he really wanted u, he would teleport.