I Fucking Crippled The Bard.

I fucking crippled the bard.

I don't care if this is a fucking ground hog day situation, he gonna stay paralysed.

I am currently DMing a campaign for a school club, and I’ve made the villain a creepy ass cult (they haven’t figured it out, even though they were offered 200goldpieces each), and I decided to put Xenk the paladin in session one (and made he more queercoded), and THEY FUCKING FOUND HIM SUSPICIOUS!!! Bro, he’s just autistic and traumatised.

Hey girl, um, we were trying to review your fanfic on Ao3 and um. yeah, it crashed, so um, your boyfriend's nightly routine is off course. yeah sorry.

that doesn't mean I don't love him. my lilte whore.

I haven't watched Jojo part 4 yet, but I keep looking at monotone fanart of Josuke, and every time a coloured image of him pops up, I get fucking shocked that he doesn't have a boob window the size of my house.

My teacher told us that the school musical was going to be girly and my friends and I were immediately like"LEGALLY BLONDE!!"

Y'all don't understand how much I need to play Elle Woods, just so I can finally meet my childhood best friend whose father got killed and he got shipped off to Germany in the slightest chance that I would meet him once again and it takes us over a decade to even hold hands in public.

About to watch Barbie!!!

how do i hit him with many many hammers [ lovingly ]