I Fucking Crippled The Bard.

I fucking crippled the bard.

I don't care if this is a fucking ground hog day situation, he gonna stay paralysed.

I am currently DMing a campaign for a school club, and I’ve made the villain a creepy ass cult (they haven’t figured it out, even though they were offered 200goldpieces each), and I decided to put Xenk the paladin in session one (and made he more queercoded), and THEY FUCKING FOUND HIM SUSPICIOUS!!! Bro, he’s just autistic and traumatised.

It's actually Cinderella

My teacher told us that the school musical was going to be girly and my friends and I were immediately like"LEGALLY BLONDE!!"

Y'all don't understand how much I need to play Elle Woods, just so I can finally meet my childhood best friend whose father got killed and he got shipped off to Germany in the slightest chance that I would meet him once again and it takes us over a decade to even hold hands in public.

I haven't watched Jojo part 4 yet, but I keep looking at monotone fanart of Josuke, and every time a coloured image of him pops up, I get fucking shocked that he doesn't have a boob window the size of my house.

Just got Totk, I'm fucking scared.

So, turns out when my mum was visiting my dad whilst he was working overseas in America in 1998, the Star Trek experience was going on whist they were visiting Los Vegas and my mum told my dad; "If we get married at the Star Trek Experience, I will only do it if Jean-Luc Picard slash Patrick Stewart officiates."

how do i hit him with many many hammers [ lovingly ]