A Hooker Who Likes Plants Call That A Garden Hoe

a hooker who likes plants call that a garden hoe

literally the first thing she noticed about nancy was that she was pretty and honestly as a nancy/robin lesbian, that is very relatable

inspired by a convo with @andiwriteordie

el's first real crush was nancy, and years later when she comes to terms with her sexuality and realizes that's what it was, she tells mike about it.

"ew. el, that's gross."

"why is that gross? you are gay too."

"it's fine to be gay, el. obviously. but that's my sister."

"you are dating my brother."

me after accidentally spilling my gender on you: oh shit i’m so sorry, oh well i guess you’re gender-fluid now 🤷🏼‍♀️

someone: What’s your gender?

me, searching through my pockets only to find gum, dnd dice, and lint: I swear I just had it hold on

hey guys is kissing my girlfriend gay asking for a friend

kin poll have fun (marauders edition)

some random girl in my class eating a god damn flower: :)

*me on my way to make her my girlfriend*