What Can I Say - Tumblr Posts
turning off your computer by clicking the digital shut down button = softly kissing it goodnight
turning off your computer by holding down the physical power button = strangling her to death
Sorry guys I’ve been posting like crazy. A girl went to Svaneti Georgia to try to emulate Pushkin and Lermontov but I actually realized I don’t like nature

this picture called me a Slut👅🙆🏻♀️🙇🏻♀️


Usamericans are absolutely delusional.
Had to add another one to Jack's category that I forgot
- "Don't"
Reasons why I hate each of the main 5 Torchwood members (these are the entire list of reasons unless I specifically say otherwise):
Gwen
- cheating on Rhys then retconning him to forgive her for it
- the speech at the end of the episode Meat
Jack
- making Ianto feel insecure about where he stands in their relationship (yeah ik why but he should have told Ianto that)
- trying to force Ianto at gunpoint to execute what was left of Lisa
- not bothering to check on Ianto after the cannibals
- the way he dealt with Mary then didn't comfort Tosh
Tosh:
- the comment in the episode Meat about feeding the world, disregarding the amount of pain that the creature was in
Owen:
- his sadistic enjoyment of trying to make Gwen and Rhys' relationship fall apart
- the stuff he said to Ianto in the episode Captain Jack Harkness
- the way he completely disregards Tosh and her feelings for him, they were obvious and Owen is smart enough to not be blind
- kicking Ianto when he'd already won the fight in the episode Captain Jack Harkness
- his general treatment of Ianto and Tosh
Ianto:
- literally nothing, everything he did that was morally grey/wrong was at least mostly justified
Can you tell my ranking of characters? I'm not sure if my no.1 is obvious at all, most definitely not clear, such a mystery.
need her prophetically

need her prophetically

you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!
unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!
tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.
bonus rules:
you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny
take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)
apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender
have fun and be yourself!
I wish I hadn't told my mom about you.
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I saw this character in LoZ:TotK, and immediately decided to draw her. She’s absolutely darling, and I hope y’all love this is much as I do.

I saw this character in LoZ:TotK, and immediately decided to draw her. She’s absolutely darling, and I hope y’all love this is much as I do.

I saw this character in LoZ:TotK, and immediately decided to draw her. She’s absolutely darling, and I hope y’all love this is much as I do.
I Don’t Like You or Your Band - Preview
A John Deacon x Reader Fic

Summary: Reader is a music journalist, and a very popular one at that. She knew Deaky when they were teenagers. She’s written a pretty harsh piece about Queen.
A/N: Posting a preview for this because it’s going to be a long one shot and I want to know if anyone would like to be tagged? Please hmu in the replies or in my ask box if you do. Just so you know, there will be smut. Hopefully lots of it.
ALSO I am still working on Dancing With Ben! No worries there, it hasn’t been abandoned!
Enjoy this sneak peek and let me know if you want to be tagged when the full fic goes up!
“This is shit!” Roger cried, throwing down the magazine as he entered the studio. “Have you all read this review?”
“Oh, God, what is it now?” Freddie wondered, rolling his eyes.
“Listen,” Roger said irritably. “‘Queen is a band with talent that could best be described as above average. Their most redeeming quality is their frontman, Freddie Mercury, but even his eccentric style and quality vocals can’t make up for the fact that they’re just another wannabe Zeppelin. Only they don’t have half the lyrical depth or musical skill.’ What the fuck?!”
“Who’s the author?” Brian wondered.
“She’s a really well-known reporter,” Roger said. “She did that whole profile on Elton John last year that everyone loved. Y/N Y/L/N.”
John choked on the sip of water he was taking, and the other three turned eyes on him.
“Do you know her?” Freddie asked.
John coughed for a moment and had to catch his breath. “Yes.”
They all still stared at him. He cleared his throat. “What?”
“How do you know her?” Roger asked.
“We sort of went out when we were in school,” John explained. “I guess you could say she was my first real girlfriend.”
“Well - Christ, Deaks, what’d you do to her?” Roger wondered.
“Nothing!” John insisted. “I mean - I suppose we - well, it wasn’t that big of a deal.”
“Could you speak in complete sentences?” Brian asked cheekily. “So the rest of us might keep up?”
John ran a hand down his face and groaned. He mumbled something that the others couldn’t hear.
“Deaky, just tell us!” Roger cried.
“We were each other’s first times!” he finally came out with. “We were seventeen and it was weird and then I fucked off to London shortly after.”
Freddie burst into giggles. Roger sighed and Brian rolled his eyes.
“Why don’t you just ring her and apologize?” Roger suggested. “Maybe she’ll take back what she said.”
“Oh, come on,” John returned. “That article couldn’t possibly be a reaction to something that happened years ago. It’s probably just her honest opinion.”
“There’s no way that’s her opinion because the album isn’t shit and we’re not Zeppelin wannabes,” Roger insisted. “If anything, we also have an influence from Yes.”
“Which she also mentions,” Brian interjected, looking at the article again. “She really knows her stuff. Even if she is wrong about us.”
“If she really knew her stuff, she wouldn’t be wrong about us,” Roger said stubbornly.
“That gives me an idea,” Freddie said.
They all looked curiously at him.
“What is it?” Brian asked.
“Let’s invite her here,” Freddie said. “Let her see how our work comes together and how original we are. That is, if it isn’t too uncomfortable for you, Deaky, dear.”
“Look, it wasn’t like I left without saying anything,” John further explained. “We had a normal breakup, I thought.”
“Great!” Freddie said with an excited clap. “It’s decided! She’ll join us for the week!”
“Hold on, nothing is decided!” Roger argued, but Freddie was already gone to use the phone. “Well, I’m not going to be nice to her.”
“She wasn’t very nice to us first,” Brian said as if that settled the matter.
in honor of Spotify Wrapped 2023, reblog this post with your total minutes, top artist, and how many minutes you spent listening to that artist! happy listening! :)