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Prompt 91

Geralt assures Jaskier time and time again that he doesn't hate his music. He just tends to be a little... Snappish. Geralt is overwhelmed when he growls "Can you shut up for a second?" Geralt is still potioned up when he snarls a "Quit it!" Geralt is suffering from a migraine when he snaps "Shut it, Jaskier." Jaskier doesn't take all of this to heart though. HIs witcher grew up in a very "dog-eat-dog" world, and is relearning. Jaskier just sometimes forgets that while Jaskier can hardly do anything without the sound of a lute, Geralt can hardly do anything WITH the sound of a lute. All of the silence is worth it, however, when they get to the evenings or days with no contracts, and Geralt turns to Jaskier and very sappily asks for Jaskier to play for him. Just for him.

Prompt 88

Geralt and Jaskier are both SLOSHED. Jaskier very drunkenly reveals he's in love with Geralt. Geralt smiles and gives him a lil kiss, with a soft "me too". Geralt wakes up hungover and is just SURE Jaskier shared a secret with him last night and he can't fucking remember what it is. For the life of him, he can't. It was something big and meaningful, he's sure, so why can't he fucking remember what it was!? Jaskier wakes up hungover and is just SURE he shared a secret to Geralt last night, but which fucking one?

Prompt 89

Geralt might be a fool. He confides in Jaskier one night about how he doesn't know how to court someone, and the normal ways of "courting" don't seem like things he can do and/or the one he wants to court would enjoy. The issue is that Jaskier is the one he wants to court, and he's asking Jaskier. Jaskier tells a story of one time a man tried courting him. The man loved to bake, it was his passion, and he baked many treats and loaves for Jaskier. Cakes and tarts and cookies and bread in Jaskier's favorite flavors, sometimes even in the shapes of music notes or hearts. Including Jaskier in on it all meant so much to Jaskier, and he said if he were to ever truly be courted one day, he'd want something similar. Jaskier loved the man sharing his passions with Jaskier. Incorporating Jaskier into the man's day-to-day life and interests was heartwarming and it showed off how they were ready and willing to compromise to add the bard into their life. He hopes that if Geralt begins courting him, Geralt will just include him on things Geralt likes and is passionate about. Like horses or sketching monsters or something. A ride in he forest, or drawing monsters together would be quite lovely! Unfortunately, Geralt got hung up on the 'baking' part of the story and is just sure that the way to Jaskier's heart is to bake him treats. The only issue is that Geralt SUCKS at baking. His brownies are more likely to kill Jaskier than do anything else. Those cookies are burned into bricks, and he doesn't even know what that is on the counter.

Love getting to say shit like "And pray tell" Feeling like an angry queen or a silly jester

Prompt 92

Jaskier is mistakenly hit with a minor jinx meant to help couples intimacy. The more the person loves you, the warmer and cozier their touch. jaskier would be fine with this new tweak to his day-to-day living, if not for the fact that when Geralt reached out for him one day, Jaskier was burned by his touch. It was like he stuck his hand into an inferno. Safe to say, they had a very awkward conversation on the way to a hedgewitch's hut to remove the jinx.