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We made that man a personality and many interpretations of how he looks, we MADE him! We were given the tiniest fraction of information and just GAYED THAT MAN UP
"he's an under-developed character" you think that will stop me? babe, I was in the check please fandom! we made up an entire dude!!!
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING INTERPRETATION I'M PISSING IT WOULD BACKFIRE SO BAD, NOOO GERALLTTT
Was listening to Back to December and geraskier thoughts ate my brain.
A post-mountain fix it in either a modern au or the canon setting.
In a modern au, Geralt standing on Jaskier’s front lawn, stoic expression in place, holding up a boom-box that is absolutely Blasting an I’m-sorry-I-Fucked-Up-Please-Take-Me-Back song.
It doesn’t have to be Back To December. There are many songs of that type to choose from 😆
Or in a canon time period setting, he hires a bunch of musicians to be the boom-box
The idea won’t leave me alone, lol
First of all: First ask EEEEEEEE Second of all: Omg I never heard of the song before and I listened to it and omg it fits them SO WELL
poly goals lesbian bestie of gay couple goals whatever these fuckin three are goals
The Witcher but a sitcom is a concept I enjoy very much
Jaskier: "Do you think we should go with 'Pankratz' or 'Of Rivia'?" Geralt: "Jaskier, 'Of Rivia' isn't even-" Jaskier: "You're right, 'Of Rivia' does sound better, we'll go with that one."
this is how Lambden meets in a modern au
Nice try FBI
PAGPSGHSIPPHGW THIS IS MY FAVORITE TROPE IN GERASKIER FLUFF FICS PAIWHWGPIHAGWP
Geralt, who isn't used to random displays of affection, panics every time Jaskier does exactly that.
Jaskier, watching Geralt unsaddle Roach: Geralt.
Geralt: Hm?
Jaskier: You know I love you, right? Truly and completely.
Geralt: ...What's wrong?
Jaskier: Nothing, just wanted to tell you that.
Geralt: *panicking* Are you hurt? Injured? Is it the drowners from yesterday? Dammit, Jaskier, I told you not to-
Jaskier: Geralt, relax! I'm completely fine! I just said that I love you because I wanted to, that's it.
Geralt: Okay. I love you, too.
*half an hour later*
Geralt: *bursting through the door into Yennefer's room*
Yennefer: What the actual-
Geralt: I think Jaskier is dying
This is my submission for that tiktok series on theories to how Jaskier hasn't aged
All wolf witches take years to realize flirtatious hints and that's a fact
I've never heard of the phrase "Chef kiss with tongue" and you've opened my eyes, Odde11eth. And my mouth. For we're all kissing now. Except I didn't make the post, can I still be invited to the kissing? Guys am I allowed to the kiss party? Guys? Guys am I allowed to the ki
@0dde11eth @everything-but-the-not-natural @thequeeninyellowlace
I just saw a meme that said "I'd follow him to hell and back but I wish he'd just stop going there"
And I'm not saying Geraskier, but GERASKIER
(they have different definitions of hell)
witcher fandom rn
@0dde11eth @everything-but-the-not-natural @thequeeninyellowlace
I just saw a meme that said "I'd follow him to hell and back but I wish he'd just stop going there"
And I'm not saying Geraskier, but GERASKIER
(they have different definitions of hell)
I wouldn't even care, bloody mouths adds to the sex appeal, you're living my dream
people born with naturally pointy-ish ears / sharp af canines how does it feel to have won?