Oh This Is Literally The Aforementioned Sorta Werewolf Housemate

Oh this is literally the aforementioned sorta werewolf housemate

Oh, birthday gift inspiration!

night vision 🌟

Now, I *have* made werewolf geese before. Who hasn’t? But that’s entirely separate from geese dietary recommendations

vivian are you making werewolf geese

What? No, I’ve just been feeding them ticks. And Eren’s not even really a werewolf anyways

Oh most of us Ranchers (not ranchers, Ranchers) are immune to most of those!

“i’m a fearsome indestructible monster of lore whose one shocking weakness is fire” buddy everyone’s weakness is fire

The troll has recited, to my face, entirely deadpan (well. His normal mischievous face, which is his version of deadpan), the entirety of Man Door Hand Hook Car Door, followed by an incredibly precise and detailed description of the Loss webcomic. Which did not exist on the holonet at the time. “Groundcar” was a word found on maybe two planets *ever* during his lifetime

"He would not fucking say that" does not apply to Yoda. You could write the most batshit sentence and I could see him saying it if only to fuck with someone

Now. "He would not fucking say that seriously" does apply here

Werda be *haran,* Sun found another car

ever since i was a little girl i knew i always wanted to-

Post cancelled I just saw a car run over a trash can going probably like 40 miles an hour down my street wtf