We May Not Own Any Rolling Pins, But Thats Not For Lack Of Trying! They Just Kept Turning Into Mimics

We may not own any rolling pins, but that’s not for lack of trying! They just kept turning into mimics and then the mimic rolling pins would eat the bread dough and it just ended up easier to use our copy of… hm, tumblr doesn’t have that text option. Unfortunate. Our copy of a certain grimoire which stays pristine as part of its construction to press the dough out

heard someone say "who even owns a rolling pin anymore" and my brain froze trying to process it. what does that mean. are u implying rolling pins are outdated technology? did we come up with a shiny new 21st century method of flattening dough of which i remain uninformed? is there now an app on the app store people are using instead??? im losing my mind "who even owns a rolling pin" people who BAKE

Oh most of us Ranchers (not ranchers, Ranchers) are immune to most of those!

“i’m a fearsome indestructible monster of lore whose one shocking weakness is fire” buddy everyone’s weakness is fire

The classic colors may be overused (Y’know, because they’re the ones that most humans can see), but it is nice to take a moment and just appreciate one of them for a bit!

shoutout to the color red

Oh winter cocoons are the BEST sleep

the main problem with this time of year is the irresistible urge to get fully into bed at like 5:34 pm and outside is like yesss, yesss do it, it's what you deserve yesss. like is it depression or is it just november

Now, I *have* made werewolf geese before. Who hasn’t? But that’s entirely separate from geese dietary recommendations

vivian are you making werewolf geese

What? No, I’ve just been feeding them ticks. And Eren’s not even really a werewolf anyways

that's so autistic of you *bats eyelashes flirtatiously*