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Okay So What You Need To Do When You Feel Doomed By The Narrative Like OP Is Set Yourself Up As The Leader

Okay so what you need to do when you feel doomed by the narrative like OP is set yourself up as the leader of a faction which will violently oppose the one your kid’ll end up joining. It’ll cause a lot of drama, but you’ll stay alive for longer, and only maybe get corrupted by whatever magical/ultra-scientific energy you’re working with

my kid keeps saying shit like i love you momy we'll always be together and i just know i am going to die for narrative reasons soon

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trust me it’s happened LOADS of times about 50/50 on “joining forces with child but that’s probably better than up and dying! mod vivian
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