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i think two weird freak bisexuals can do whatever. Save the world, even
My take on the walrus knocking on your door versus a fairy knocking on your door thing is that I don't believe in magic or fairies whatsoever and I'd still be more surprised by the walrus. A fairy knocking on my door means I've made one bad assumption about how the world works; a walrus knocking on my door – in Saskatchewan, in February – means I'm wrong about a great many things.
Guys, I promise that'll I'll stop complaining and get more parts to the stories here written and posted.
I swear on my ability to type!
I just gotta get my shit together first.
In the meantime, though,
as a human who is hugely focused in fashion, i believe sirius black is the kinda wizard who would wear tons of silver jewels
which means the silver would burn (or whatever, idk much about werewolves tbh) remus lupin
which means our tough and grunge-y sirius would willingly take his jewellery off for him (which would be a morally acceptable fashion crime)
so yeah, i just had an idea for a wolfstar fic that i’m never gonna write
gosh
Been designing a posable bird wing made completely out of interlocking paper, no glue or tape! My goal is to make a bird lantern similar to my koi lantern :D
The only problem now is that my laser cutter broke due to some software update by Full Spectrum Laser and they are refusing to fix it 😭When I contacted their support, they just told me to buy a new one. As if I would ever buy another laser from such a shitty company.
Anyone has a recommendation for a better laser cutter from a reputable company?
Dick, on the phone: I better go…okay, call me later… no youre the best! byeeee!
Tim: Friend of Yours?
Dick "extrovert" Grayson: Nope, wrong number.
Tim: ????
If yes or used to please say in the tags whats it's name,what animal it is and how old it is"
behind glass
Guys the cat distribution system finally chose me!! She is tiny and I love her and she made biscuits while I held her and it made me cry
Someone also tried to kill me :( so that guy chose me too, I guess
Maleficent and The wings symbolism
-Warning!- mentions of rape
Anywho, so I know I’m far from the first person to think that Maleficent’s wings were probably an allegory for purity or whatever. But last night I was thinking, if we apply that lens to the entire movie, then it suddenly becomes a far less wholesome story, and not just because of the rape elements.
Because here’s the thing, Stefan drugs Maleficent and takes her wings while she’s sleeping (ie. raping her) and then she wakes up and finds out what happens when he’s already long gone.
If we continue then by that logic then Maleficent becomes the scorned woman, evil and mad. This paints a pretty awful image already of what they might have been trying to say. For example, Maleficent was good until she lost her virginity (aka her purity), then she became evil.
And if we continue further, it gets a lot worse. Because the only reason Maleficent becomes good again is due to her maternal feelings towards Aurora. And like, one of the only reasons that women aren't demonized for having sex (willing or otherwise) is when it’s done for the purpose of reproduction.
So technically, Maleficent only gains her wings back because she gains her purity the only way a woman who’s no longer a virgin can, by becoming a mother.
Note, I do not like the way the movie is read if we apply this lens at all.
I’ve been on tumblr for almost 13 years and I refuse to know what homestuck is about
okay genuine question i wanna know what's behind the phenomenon of one mobius m mobius- because HOW did this man literally waltz right into my top three marvel characters ranking right after one episode of season 1?
and stayed there?
until season 2? and also through and after season 2? and he's still there?
HAPPY BATMAN DAY YOU GAY LOSERS!!!!!
How it should have happened ☹️
I’d like to think that during their time at school at some point Remus and Snape were paired during DADA and Remus kicked his ass.
Bitches only like Laios Touden because he's fun and whimsical.
No fr, the amount of memes that already exist, but as the nations? That would be so funny! i feel like when it come to America, I do feel like the older generations are a little iffy about him, but America would definitely have a respectful moment and talk to them about the early/mid-20th century with the excitement of a child
I wonder what the regular people in Hetalia think about the personifications. Do Italians even like Mr. North Italy or do they prefer Mr. South Italy more? What about the Russians, do they like Ivan at all? I think the British are indifferent towards Arthur, it's like a "Oh yeah, that's Mr. England and he lives over there. He asked my nan for sugar once." ,,, We already know that people know about Francis and see him as a neighborhood celebrity of sorts. As for America I like to think people are pretty divided about him, with the younger generations liking him bc he acts like a jackass and the older generations hating him because he acts like a jackass. Do they have "me at the bottom of the Mariana's Trench looking for Alfred F. Jones' middle name" meme like how we have "me looking for Obama's last name" memes? 😭
Well?
(Pretty sure that this meme is done before)
Female Dracula au. I fully intend to make this everyone's problem.
Bonus sketch: Mina still isn't taking anyone's shit
