Im Gonna Fucking Shit My Pants Im Shitting Myself Im SHITTING

im gonna fucking shit my pants im shitting myself im SHITTING

Something is terribly wrong with the king

I thought this was known? The demons falling from heaven was the first example of unionizing in biblical canon

so if demons are sticklers for contracts, demand high payment for their services, and have firm/specific rules regarding summoning rituals (aka the hiring process & availability of their labor)—what i'm hearing is demons are fully unionized

I’m. How????

ok so to clarify what my hobbies are bc i suddenly feel like i need to do that Uh i just hunt people or animals either one idc it's fun and if i win i get a yummy treat (their meat) other than that i just gorge my brain on sonic bullshit

It’s because you grow really good drugs. You know this

The moth child was there while I awoke this morning. I don't have a working heart, but having a looming figure with beating wings and six arms would surely make it jump to your throat of you saw what I awoke to. Especially when they utter nonsense about lamps and green fields beyond reality

I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do about that other than give her a pat on the shoulder and propose some tea.

Moon says that she just likes the light we give, but I'm pretty sure she just wants to eat my horns.

Big naturals... small naturals. Doesnt matter to me. The only thing natural is the love for tits amen

we've got some real philosophers in the askbox tonight. so fucking real