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Should I Make My Mouth Green Yes Or No I THINK ITD BE COOL A New Look, Even

should i make my mouth green yes or no I THINK ITD BE COOL a new look, even


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1 year ago

Did you not see the sign?????

I very clearly wrote down that this was Mimic starter and to stay at least 10 feet away.

your sourdough starter fucking bit me


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1 year ago

Suddenly, I'm remembering a certain gardening escapade that left me giving a moth a light show while also serving as it's chewing toy.

Gosh I wonder why that could be?

The moth child was there while I awoke this morning. I don't have a working heart, but having a looming figure with beating wings and six arms would surely make it jump to your throat of you saw what I awoke to. Especially when they utter nonsense about lamps and green fields beyond reality

I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do about that other than give her a pat on the shoulder and propose some tea.

Moon says that she just likes the light we give, but I'm pretty sure she just wants to eat my horns.


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1 year ago

Yormp do you have any more Leap Pads? Asking urgently, I’ve only seen them in one other universe and that was before I could analyze shit and for whatever reason I can’t Duplicate it


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1 year ago

Pro tip: Talking Words Factory makes your horns shiny.

My tail has gotten stuck in the door and it refuses to open. Bribing it with food has not worked. Send help.


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