Luna? Have You Been Teaching People To Read Again?

Luna? Have you been teaching people to read again?

req'd by @voh

hm! terrifying!

text: The horse behind our comprehension!

Geez you accidentally kidnap ONE child during the winter season thousands of years ago because you wanted to spend some time with your time traveling pirate daughter and suddenly it's Krampus this Krampus that. WELL YA KNOW WHAT?!...

That's actually pretty funny and now I have something to look forward to every year.

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You rang?

If I say Sun’s name three times will she appear in my dorm room like Beetlejuice?

It’s all the sex with the Outer Gods I think

So, I was going through my armory, making sure that all my mimic countermeasures were still functional (I do not want to see what happens when a mimic absorbs, say, Bloodfang. Not again, at least), and what do I find? Why, it’s the Belmont Morningstar! Specifically from a universe wherein Vlad Dracula Tepes had succeeded in his final plan and had killed all the humans and starved all the vampires, leaving just his night creatures, who then ate all of the large land fauna and died out themselves, leaving a mass extinction with almost the exact same results as the one with the dinosaurs! Fascinating world, that, the next people to evolve on it were honest-to-goodness Fair Folk

Beeeetlejuuuice…

If I say Sun’s name three times will she appear in my dorm room like Beetlejuice?