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As a time traveling pirate, I have never been so understood by a reincarnation of The Doctor in a very long time. It's been a while since we've crossed paths, I might have to meet this one.
Me playing Black Flag...again....
Hey. Hey Twi. Twi hey Twi look at this silly little Coincidence
Had a dream where I was exploring a cave in totk and found Demise’s sword
Edit: stay tuned I’m turning this into a mini comic series. It’s posted on @avid-makes-a-comic
The universe creating Bismuth
inveting a new type of steel called Stainful Steel. allkinds of fuckin colours and slops will stick to this bad boy
Friedrich Nietzsch once said:
"If you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you."
Like, yeah, no shit. How'd u think I got adopted?
This account has existed for 26 days, and I’m only seeing Homestuck. Shocked it took that long
• Cowboy Bebop (the Astral Gate incident took out a chunk of it)
List Of Media Where Something Fucked Up Happens To The Moon
despicable me (moon theft)
miraculous ladybug (moon split in half)
hermitcraft (moon big)
feel free to add
Man. I was here like “y’know what? This one account that keeps poppin up on my dash is like. Really cool, I should follow them” and then I find out that another mod has already followed them and that’s why they keep popping up
Oh I love rhododendrons!
100 year old rhododendron and the woman who planted it
Oh!!! Someone else found a grown-up mimic!!!!
me: I’m a homebody i like to stay at home!
the home:
muddles my perception of time
Changes in both size and distance
lulls me into sense of safety and twist it into an oppressive paranoia inducing hellouse-scape
compels me to forget my own autonomous existence
waters down the outside and/ or exaggerate it to mythical extent
shrinks front door perron when i ascend, jarringly draws it out when i descend.
all its windows views are other walls of itself
the backyard fence looms in every horizon
bitter to abandonment of what belongs under its roof, including me when i go out to buy some good ol orange fanta
doesn’t look for me under its roof, it always knows where I’m.
when it sleeps doors never open, i don’t know it’s sleeping schedule
whatever happens silently around the corners is real, my apprehension is valid and understandable, and indeed i should panic.
I see soup I hit reblog
yall wanted more soup posts
here’s the soup d’jour: Chinese wintermelon soup, with meatballs, tofu, bok choy and fen si, server over rice
Mando’a solves this problem by having 5 or so verb conjugations in total, and leaving tenses to prefixes!
Learning languages is SO FUN right up until you need to learn conjugation and then suddenly it turns sour real fucking fast
Kant can piss right off, reblogging this is the ACTUAL moral imperative
🎶Welcome to the hotel margarita🎶
I’d like to think that the songs hotel california and margaritaville take place in the same location and the two narrators are just handling their situations very differently
And then yesterday the day after that 😔
FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK i got tomorrow tomorrow
Well. Somebody dropped the ball on their spam bot’s coding
In case you guys aren't sure if the bearded man drunk on egg nog this holiday season is Santa, a pirate, or a rapper, here is a good reference to keep close .)
Happens to the best of us!
Drake just told me that he gave Sam a get better soon card. I said that was sweet, but I didn't realize Sam was sick!
Drake replies, "he's not. I just think he could do better."
I'm looking forward to the fight that'll break out soon. I hope they break the toaster so Sun can't burn more toast.
Happy almost Christmas ace attorney fans. And also people who like Christmas
It was Christmas Eve!
Good for that horse to be forcing his human to be gay and participate in pride parades. I'm always happy for us horses to properly display our humans :)
How long do we think it'll take FD to notice my latest prank and realize I'm home for the holidays?
On an unrelated note...don't draw attention to the giant wrapped box by the lake. Sun can't open it till tomorrow.
I once was a clocky tgirl who couldn’t choose to be otherwise. While I am now Queer on purpose, I was no less valid then than I am now
there's a post where someone said "can you respect trans women who look like men" and someone responded something like "hell yeah I love people who fuck with gender!" and like... yeah that's cool, but in a lot of spaces "trans woman who looks like a man" is a lot less likely to be someone who is intentionally comfortably presenting masculine, and a lot more likely to be a girl who hasn't started transition, or can't safely, or just didn't or couldn't put in the effort to pass as fem today, and a lot of them will just look like schlubby dudes and not a radically presenting queer person. and you should be able to respect that.