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Yeah no yeah
Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends
Luna do you approve
Yormp you should’ve reblogged this version
be careful, i have heard rumors that a gorgeous mother fucker is scrolling tumblr right fucking now
be careful, i have heard rumors that a gorgeous mother fucker is scrolling tumblr right fucking now
Furrify me into a moth or furrify me not at all
this is such a non-issue but truly no greater tragedy than seeing a piece of media furryfied and they've made your special guy the wrong animal. like that animal does NOT align with the themes in my little guy's story, do it again.
You know Christmas break is gonna be good when you walk in the house for the first time and the kitchen is on fire.
This is how Eren flirts btw
what if i bashed you against the wall until you were red mush but in a cute way
Yeah that’s me
Circuit Board Sculptures by Peter McFarlane
Heinous*
Say what you will about Christianity (and boy is there a lot to say) they have the aesthetic down to pat. Like drinking blood and eating flesh weekly is metal af
The crucification, God being a perfect example of how gender is a social construct. Mans isn't biologically anything, But He uses He/Him because He is a father and He aligns with the social constructs related to it.
Biblically accurate angels
"We are legion for we are many" that's just a rad line man
Jesus being super socialist
The surprising lack of misogyny in the bible
Now also to be fair a lot of the modern aesthetic is stolen from other cultures and or religions (like Christmas and Easter and such)
Also the pope he's just a funny little guy who gets to live in his own little country and have his own little popemobile.
Say what you will about Christianity (and boy is there a lot to say) they have the aesthetic down to pat. Like drinking blood and eating flesh weekly is metal af
The crucification, God being a perfect example of how gender is a social construct. Mans isn't biologically anything, But He uses He/Him because He is a father and He aligns with the social constructs related to it.
Biblically accurate angels
"We are legion for we are many" that's just a rad line man
Jesus being super socialist
The surprising lack of misogyny in the bible
Now also to be fair a lot of the modern aesthetic is stolen from other cultures and or religions (like Christmas and Easter and such)
Also the pope he's just a funny little guy who gets to live in his own little country and have his own little popemobile.
Ah. Well. Whoops
uh oh.
Vivian your tags... Glass isn't the cat... He's just an alien doctor, the cat butler is Thomas
uh oh.
Yeehaw
i love trans people i love being trans. i hate terfs and i hate radfems. reblog if you love being trans AND/OR hate terfs and radfems
It’s been refined by 914 :)
reblog to give the prev a hot chocolate with (optional) whipped cream and marshmallows
This is the essence of cat
uh oh.
Happened to my buddy me actually
"Hey, hold this for a minute?"
*Bestows upon you power as akin to that of a god*
Thanks!
Oh hey look! A shrimp!
tumblr users will see the word shrimp and black out and hit reblog without reading the rest of the post
🦐
The Hunt can be a fun time, when I’m particularly bored. A bit easy if I don’t limit myself, but that’s how everything is in this bitch of a universe ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ancient greek trans girl who is still painfully oblvious to her true gender: yeah man it was so weird, i stumbled upon artemis bathing in the woods and i thought oh great now im gonna get turned into a stag this sucks, but instead she let me go lol isn't that so weird? she even asked if i wanted to join up with her hunters haha which is like so weird because only girls are allowed to join right? so weird lmao
Okay that’s enough Pondering for tonight, have some sweater dinosaurs
matching sweater weather
To the universe, this small kindness is nothing. The universe is large, and has no cares. It does not consider the saving of one little moth important. To the moth, the small kindness is also nothing. It does not have the perspective to understand. All it knows is that it is, it cannot be afraid of no longer being. But to you and I? That kindness is everything. In that moment, you are sacred, and that matters far more than the opinions of the universe and the knowledge of the moth.
Grubby
I pick up the moth from the side of the bath
I want to save it, to gently place it
out of the outstretched window
I take on my most tender form
fingers like a velveteen birdcage
soft like my soul might be
if I can preserve this beauty
I place the moth on the sill
and wait for it to fly
into the beckoning night
it sits ragged and crestfallen
my palms laced with it’s wing pattern
Stories have power, and perspective as well. Read; become strong, and learn a little more kindness, if you might
Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
this is hilarious
salt