A World That Rotates So Slowly That A Day And A Night Encompasses A Lifetime.

A world that rotates so slowly that a day and a night encompasses a lifetime.

So I found this cool website for learning ancient languages

go wild

You have been bitten by a zombie and locked yourself in your room. Write a letter about your experience to whoever finds you, with the language getting worse as the virus progresses.

my fav trope is like, nonhuman characters not understanding human needs/customs but still being super supportive of their human companion

“look what I found while exploring this planet’s surface!” “kilrak please I’m trying to sleep” “ah yes your human circadian rhythm. *stage whispering* I am supposed to be quiet during this time in your rhythm, yes?”

“the book I purchased on ragnok V says humans require physical touch when upset. therefore, I shall engage in a ‘hug’ with you.” *supremely awkward five-armed hug ensues*

*human sneezes* “OH MY GOD SIL'EEN GET THE MEDIC OUR HUMAN IS DYING”

“this pamphlet I received recently says that humans require companions and packmates in the form of small earth creatures. you should have told me this before we departed earth, but it is no worry. we will have to stop at the next trade planet to get you one of these ‘cats’ or ‘dogs’.”

Write an advice column with the following title: “HOW TO GHOST-PROOF YOURSELF: The Average Person’s Guide to Remaining Unhaunted”

Where are the fic where the super-slick super-spy is thwarted by their seduction target’s complete lack of self-esteem and inability to believe for one second that someone that hot wants to fuck them?