No Thanks!

No thanks!

Yo pops, got any advice on how the pick up boys? Since I’m totally not trying to pick up Hermes and Beelzebub

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"Hermes and... Beelzebub..? I'm not sure how you can be able to date them much less talk to them."

You probably can tbh. Just go and ask Persephone

Since we asked Qin Shi...

Can we stack donuts on it?

"... I beg your pardon?"

Aww, shucks. You’re gonna make me blush.

I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness~

😘

Aw, well ain’t you just cute as a June-bug. Jessie leans down to be face to face with you. Lifting up the brim of her hat some.

Careful now, I may just wanna rope ya later. She winked before leaning back up.

My brain: You have so many tight deadlines. So many things on your weekly schedule. So many important jobs. You have to get important work done!!!

My hands:

Screw it, I’m shooting my shot

Ahem.

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist. Right?

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"If you just wanted a kiss you could've just asked, darling."

Hermes bowed slightly and placed a chaste kiss on Ghost's forehead and cheek before straightening back up and patting down his suit to release any wrinkles made.