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~ Record of Ragnarok no sense🤪~
Episode 3
Y/N:ughhhh dad I'm hungry
Adam:Hello hungry, I'm Adam.
*silence*
Y/N:*gets up*...
Adam:???
Y/N:....*leaves the room*
Adam:Was it that bad?
Cain/Abel: Yes
~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~
Episode 6
Aphrodite: Aren't you worried that all the women of your age are married?
Y/N: Well of course I'm worried,but...uhhh...I mean...uhhh what can I do for them??
Aphrodite:dear....that's not what...
Adam: Yeah what could she do if they are married? Those poor women!!
Y/N:Dad...what are you doing here ?
Adam:Just checking on you....
Y/N:And....why??
Adam:I just want to be sure that you innocence is still intact, especially when you are with HER.
Aphrodite: Human, I wouldn't do anything to harm her.
Adam: I have no doubts that my daughter can defend herself of course ...but she is obvious when someone is trying to play the matchmaker.
Aphrodite:*dramatic gasp* I would never! I may be goddess of beauty and love but I wouldn't NEVER do something so childish!!!
Adam:Oh really? Then...who were those two bastards I just punched outside?? *blood on his knuckles*
Aphrodite:.....
~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~
Episode 18
(Oowlie Note: the reader here MUST be biologically a female, so I have to use she/her pronouns I'm sorry for my non binary readers 😥)
Y/N:*having a nice talk with Jack while sitting on Heracles' legs*
Snake:*enters in the room * "Why do I have to bring the message to Lord Hercules !? Why Hermes couldn't do it!? Worst of all Adam is here..." *clearly pissed*
Y/N:*stops talking*
Jack:Dear, is there something wrong?? Is the tea not of your liking? *clearly sad*
Y/N:*stands up and smiles* Oh Jack, I do like this tea I just have to....do a little thing right now.
Jack:*confused*
Heracles:*remembering that time in episode 16 * "Oh shit"
Y/N:*walking towards the Snake*
Snake:What do you want, lowly human?
Y/N:*punches him with all the strength she has in her body*
Adam:*claps*
Lu Bu:*thumbs up*
Owlie:*films everything*
Snake:WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!?
Y/N:....this.....IS FOR THE PAIN THAT EVERY SINGLE WOMAN HAS TO ENDURE EVERY FUCKING MONTH.
Snake:...what?
Y/N:YOU AND THAT DAMN APPLE!! YOU ARE THE FUCKING REASON OF OUR PAIN AND SUFFERING *kicks him*
Snake:STOP IT! I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT!!
Y/N: I'LL AVENGE ALL MY FELLOW SISTERS!
Adam: Yeah! Make him pay sweetie!
Eve/Jack:...."Should I tell her...that he is not actually the reason why they/we have our period?"*sweatdrop*
Nostradamus: Wait.... you think that's why you have your periods? ....
Nostradamus: *laughs*HAHAHAHA OH MY, FOR REAL?!!! HAHAHAA You women are all s-
Y/N:*turns around*
Nostradamus:...sssssssso strong to endure that pain! Snake you should pay for your crimes!*clearly shaking in fear*
Snake: WHAT!?
All the men inside the room: "Nice save Nostradamus"
RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 😊
Episode 22
~Happy Fathers day!~
Child Y/N: Daddy!!Daddy look!!*holding a drawing*
Adam:What a beautiful drawing you did Y/N.*smiles* Is that me?
Child Y/N:*smiles* Yes!!
Adam:Oh,you sure made your dad look awesome! I'm not that good looking!
Child Y/N:*puff her cheeks* Daddy is the most attractive man in the world!! When I grow up I wanna marry him!!
Adam:*chuckles* "So cute"
~Present~
Adam:"Haaaa those were good times"
Eve:Y/N will be here soon with her partner please...be gentle with them.
Adam:Eve you don't have to worry. I will welcome them regardless who they are. "I cannot say they will be safe if they are a man"*dark smile*
Cain/Abel:"Is written on your face that you will kill them if they are a male"
*The bell rings*
Eve:Y/N is here!*happy and goes to open the door*
Y/N:Hi mom!! *smiles and hugs her*
Eve:Oh welcome back Y/N!! My sweet child! Oh and you must Y/N's part-...
Odin:I'm...Odin....pleased to meet you.
The whole family had the same thought:"HE IS SO OLD THAT HE COULD BE HER FATHER/ME"
Y/N:I brought an apple pie for you Dad! Happy Father's Day!!
Adam:....T-thank you darling*force a smile*
~During dinner~
Y/N:*smiles and eats* Huginn, Munnin are you enjoying the food.
Huginn:It's good
Munnin:*eating everything *
Abel:...."Everything seems fine??..."*sweating*
Cain:"Dad seems calm....I wonder why"*scared as fuck*
Eve:*looks at her husband*
Adam*thinking about 1000 ways to kill Odin* "Why did she choose him!? My precious little girl!"
Y/N:Oh...daddy can you pass me the salt?
Adam/Odin:*both reach for the salt *
Abel/Cain/Huginn/Munnin: "Oh shit"
Eve: "Oh sweet heaven"
Adam:Odin.....I think you need a check up on your hearing...she said Daddy...*ready to jump on Odin"
Y/N:*embarrassed looks at Odin* "Please do not say something to provocate him"
Odin:Your daughter calls me daddy too.
Adam:.....*jumps on Odin and punches him*
Y/N:DAD NO!
[Owlie note: thank @luxthestrange they chose Odin for this xD]
No thanks!
Yo pops, got any advice on how the pick up boys? Since I’m totally not trying to pick up Hermes and Beelzebub
👀
"Hermes and... Beelzebub..? I'm not sure how you can be able to date them much less talk to them."
