ghostwaffleheimer

Rabbit Paws and Raptor Claws

he/it | adult | Drawing, rambling, fandom AUs | please don't repost my stuff |(icon by my friend Kugonah)

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Tail So Gay It's Rainbow. The Gayest Tail.

Waffleheimer, a faded pale orange/silver german shepherd mix with a floppy left ear, dark brown ears, muzzle, and eyebrow spots, a black right paw and a black left paw. He has his rainbow tail held up in an arc, a dotted line going across it level with his back. His head is turned towards his tail but his eyes are looking in the opposite direct with a sort of perplexed look on his face.

Tail so gay it's rainbow. The gayest tail.

fuuuck my stupid gay tail all the ideal dogs point at laugh at my dumb faggy tail

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dog dogs tail rainbow german shepherd fursona Reblorg waffleheimer not this being how I post his new design

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shitpost tumblr ads ads wtf what? waffledog barks

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Bepo: What're you doing, Cap'n?
Law, rolling up a piece of paper before summoning a Room: Sending something to Blackleg-ya.
Law shambles the paper away. He asks: Hey Bepo, how do you feel about children?
Bepo responds: Oh! Uh... They're cute, I guess.
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Sanji, looking drained and limply holding the paper: I'm gonna be a dad...
Luffy: Oh, cool.
Usopp, now on Sanji's right: Y'know, I was a dad once.
Sanji, yelling: No you weren't!! That doesn't even help!
One of Robin's arms comes from the railing where Luffy had been, holding a book titled "So you had sex. Uh oh!" Offscreen, she says: What about this book on childcare?
Sanji, looking pathetic and like he's going to cry: Thank you, Robin-chan...

Glad we can all agree Law needs to get knocked up

(this is old/messy/inconsistent and never got finished but I liked some of the expressions on it)

And here is a more recent followup:

Sanji, with his hands up and distressed: WHY did you think it was a good idea to shamble a note about child support and a USED pregnancy test into my hands? Do you know how awkward that was to explain?
Law is sitting in front of him, seemingly more interested in a coin than the conversation: Oh no, YOU had to tell YOUR crew what YOU did. (there is an emphasis on all the 'you's in that sentence)
Sanji: What I did?? It was both of us!
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Luffy: Wow! Gross!
Off to the side are Nami and Zoro, expressing varying degrees of disgust.
Nami: Great, now that's burned into my mind...
Zoro, thinking to himself: Sanji had sex??
After imagining this, Sanji simply says: ...No.

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one piece one piece au lawsan trafalgar d water law black leg sanji shitpost recycle bin trans trafalgar law implied pregnancy just in case i guess this is a thing now was afraid to post this bc... it's weird. but! I am grateful for the courage of others to be unabashedly weird too.

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ghostwaffleheimer

3 months ago

I like his face maybe

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one piece black leg sanji op sanji expression practice recycle bin inspired by the wack faces/poses he pulls in the anime I was watching some filler arc episode and he made a really cute goofy face and I was like “rrrr I wanna bite his cheeks”

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