Ghostwaffleheimer - Rabbit Paws And Raptor Claws

uhhh not a mod but I this gave me a horrible idea so I got this to offer

(under a read more bc it's spoicy)

I am deeply sorry (or am I)

has this been done yet

I mean... you've seen the way he kicks stuff. He's gotta have good lower body strength. Therefore, I propose Heizou has a fat ass and no I will not take criticism.

[since Heikazu won the ship poll here is your food, don't you love it when tumblr decides to eat your post so it never shows up so you end up having to repost it]

Also here's an old sketch it's spicy and I didn't wanna risk ruining it with lines and color

I know I've drawn Silver the hedgehog on 4/20 for the past... probably four years now and it's tradition at this point but I cannot be assed today so here is an old comic I made probably two years ago

this came to me in a vision

You could coax him with his favorite breakfast, but failing that I suggest blasting one of these songs through a megaphone:

Wake Me Up Before You Go Go

Chop Suey! (the "but you overslept" version works best)

Bring Me To Life

Radioactive (particularly the "but I'm waking up" remix)

Can you guys PLEASE tell me how to wake up my son

His ass will NOT get up, do tell your methods