"Would You Rather Be Alone In The Woods With A Man/woman Or A Bear?"

"Would you rather be alone in the woods with a man/woman or a bear?" 🤓

Stupidest fucking question ever. I specifically went to the woods to get away from people and die of a preventable disease.

I confirm as a Latino AFAB, the only way White men could ever feel the pain of being fetishized like us is by watching a Mindy Kaling show.

I'd always theorized that this show actually took place within the 50s/60s/70s, so I think they'd at least have a tiny little TV, a handheld camera, and a rotary phone they'd find somewhere. Not a whole fucking wireless system.

One of the aus I really don’t like the most when being used for fanfiction is aus where it’s neverland but.. also just modern day. Like yeah they do have modern objects, but that doesn’t mean they’ll have WiFi, phones, a tv, etc let alone ELECTRICITY to power anything.

Then other facilities like medical, what the fuck is a hospital doing on the island or one of them. What is a doctor doing there. WHO is dreaming up a doctor. We’re doing this shit Warriorcats style and putting herbal medicine + potions to the test!! If it works then your lucky death or an amputation didn’t kiss you that day. Look I get that neverland is supposed to be made up of kid’s imaginations and all but I really doubt these kids in particular would dream up electronics or medical things, sorry bad Wattpad spiral.

Lemme fix that...

There. Much better. <3