Twst Incorrect Quotes #09

Twst incorrect quotes #09

Yuu: You have gone to far. You have captured me. Enslaved your whole dorm. Lied and manipulated me since the very beginning. All that I could forgive. But Jamil…

Jamil: What?

Yuu: A hoodie in this heat?

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Azul: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

Or

Yuu to Crowley: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

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Rook: A fistfight CAN be romantic.

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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Vil*

Vil: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I have a MUCH elegant posture, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

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Yuu: Social distancing says you shouldn't be within an elbow's distance of each other.

*later, in a fistfight with a student tryna start some shit*

Yuu: Social distancing doesn't say nothing about feet! *kicks opponent in the face*

Hey y'all, a heads up.

Dr. Gallagher was recently the subject of a viral tweet thread because she almost killed one of my friends via neglect and gaslighting. A transphobic journalist is trying to capitalize on that to fearmonger. Please signal boost this, share it to other Discords, etc. No one deserves to be used by a transphobe for a hit piece.

Sorry if you're seeing this multiple places but I am piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissed.

「ワンダーエッグ・プライオリティ最新話は今夜放送です。前回は桃恵の部屋(でっかいサメがある！！！)、桃恵のエッグ世界トンネルのコンセプトアートを担当しました。3枚目は本編と関係のないファンアートです。薫る桃の花。二人と一匹には幸せでいて欲しい。#ワンエグ」　taracod @dknrbssntri (twitter)

Twst incorrect quotes #08

Epel: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows.

Deuce: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts.

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Kalim: I can't believe you've done this.....

Yuu: I'm sorry I didn't know-!

Kalim, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HORRIBLE PERSON!

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*First years talking about past crushes*

Deuce: What the fuck? People actually tell their crushes they like them??

Ace: What the hell do you do?

Deuce: I die? What kinda question…

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Yuu: Quitting! It's like trying, but easier.

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Cater: °sapnu puaS

Azul: What??

Lilia: What language is that.

Cater: Turn your phone 180 degrees.

*Cater was removed from the group chat*

I have no clue where I was going with this. Have fun.

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Twst incorrect quotes #10

Cater: You want to know why people are so afraid of clowns? Well you know what people say about how their feet aren't the only thing that's big? And how people who drive really big cars have small dicks? Well clowns are out there with their big feet and tiny cars…

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Yuu: Real life should have a fucking search function, or something.

Yuu: I need my socks.

Yuu: I only have 3 pairs.

Yuu: How the fuck did I lose them.

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Yuu: I once tried to play a pirated copy of Twisted Wonderland, when (favorite character) jumped out of my phone! We are currently married with three beautiful children and a summer house in Lisbon.

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*Another overblot happens*

Yuu: Well, needless to say. Uh-oh Spaghetti-os.

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Yuu and Ruggie: *slowly pushes a cannon into a 17th century bank* Okay everyone, be cool. This is a robbery.