Twst Incorrect Quotes #08

Twst incorrect quotes #08

Epel: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows.

Deuce: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts.

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Kalim: I can't believe you've done this.....

Yuu: I'm sorry I didn't know-!

Kalim, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HORRIBLE PERSON!

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*First years talking about past crushes*

Deuce: What the fuck? People actually tell their crushes they like them??

Ace: What the hell do you do?

Deuce: I die? What kinda question…

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Yuu: Quitting! It's like trying, but easier.

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Cater: °sapnu puaS

Azul: What??

Lilia: What language is that.

Cater: Turn your phone 180 degrees.

*Cater was removed from the group chat*

Yuu: Happy Christmas bitches!

Yuu: Now, I can't give any of ya'll shit 'cause I be broke.

Yuu: For that I'm sorry. But I sure as HELL expect presents.

Yuu: Now I'm gonna go and hang with Tsunataro while you all freak out about how you didn't get me anything but, at like, the end of the day you somehow get me something and I'm gonna have to act like it's the best present in the world while knowing some of ya'll didn't do nothin while the rich ones get me something that's expensive, or just plain money in Leona's case. Don't worry about it though Ruggie, we broke besties.

Yuu: Shit. I went on a whole monolouge.

Merry Christmas ya'll, and happy birthday to Karma.

Twst incorrect quotes #10

Cater: You want to know why people are so afraid of clowns? Well you know what people say about how their feet aren't the only thing that's big? And how people who drive really big cars have small dicks? Well clowns are out there with their big feet and tiny cars…

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Yuu: Real life should have a fucking search function, or something.

Yuu: I need my socks.

Yuu: I only have 3 pairs.

Yuu: How the fuck did I lose them.

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Yuu: I once tried to play a pirated copy of Twisted Wonderland, when (favorite character) jumped out of my phone! We are currently married with three beautiful children and a summer house in Lisbon.

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*Another overblot happens*

Yuu: Well, needless to say. Uh-oh Spaghetti-os.

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Yuu and Ruggie: *slowly pushes a cannon into a 17th century bank* Okay everyone, be cool. This is a robbery.

Twst incorrect quotes#07

Ace: Alright Deuce, Epel. Let's go over this one more time.

Ace: If something breaks?

Deuce: We try to fix it before Yuu gets home.

Ace: If it doesn't work?

Epel: We blame Grim.

Grim: Seriously guys, what the hell?!

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Vargus: Why are you like this??

Yuu: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.

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Kalim: I'm cold.

Jamil: Here, take my hoodie.

*meanwhile*

Ace: I'm cold.

Yuu: I can't control the fuckin' weather, Ace.

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Riddle: How was your day, Ace?

Ace: Yeah, fine, it's anti-bullying week at school.

Riddle: Oh? And what does that mean?

Ace: It means I can't bully anyone for a whole week.

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*The Squad is on the bus, and a child is crying*

Vil: *rolls eyes to the sky*

Lilia: *makes funny faces to get them to stop*

Jamil: *puts their earphones on at 100% volume*

Epel: *doesn't mind, doesn't bother*

Floyd: *is the reason they're crying*

Yuu: *enjoys in silence*

Woah, bro you right. That's really cool, thanks.

Yuu: Yo, Azul!

Yuu: What kind of octopus are you?

Azul: Why..?

Yuu: I wish to know how edible you are.

I don’t normally ask for a lot but please help my friend find her sister, the last time she was seen was august 4th 2022 around 6 am. She was wearing black and red plaid pajama pants and a black hoodie. Last places she was seen was 3110 Norway pl norfolk virginia. She’s a black girl around 5’5 with brown hair and blonde dyed tips and faded red streaks in her hair.

@seraphsanzu @strawberriebunn @kyovtani (sorry for tagging y’all i just need to get a boost 😞)