Philip II : For The Last Time, Alexander, You Cannot Be A Part Of This Family If You Are A Satanist!

Philip II : For the last time, Alexander, you cannot be a part of this family if you are a satanist!

Alexander : ...

Alexander : I was literally just eating a salad.

Toji : Am I cool or what?

Shiu : What.

Toji : I said, am I cool or-

Shiu : Yeah, I heard you.

Shiu : You often use humor to deflect trauma.

Toji : Thank you!

Shiu : I didn't say that was a good thing.

Toji : What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny.

Toji : To everyone who has treated me poorly; I am sexier than you.

I hate Armand, and yet I know that if my best friend left his toxic ex for Armand, I would love Armand. But Armand is so bland compared to Lestat in his relationship with Louis. I just want him to be a toxic piece of shit to Daniel and for them to be together

Hephaistion : Don’t overreact.

Alexander , already digging their own grave and shoveling the dirt back on themself : I’m not.